The most hardcore thing about this entire thread is that he didn’t delete it after EditorWife™️ spotted a typo.
The most hardcore thing about this entire thread is that he didn’t delete it after EditorWife™️ spotted a typo.
I've developed an unreasonable attachment to Diamond Crystal Kosher salt since the pandemic. If I don't have the better part of a box on hand, I'm at high alert. Anyone else? #FoodSky
Back when Twitter wasn't a fiery pit of abject depravity and free-floating anxiety, a guy tweeted at me. Three years later exactly, we got engaged. We'll be married 14 years this fall.
I may have inordinately high expectations of platforms now, but none of them have yet to achieve like this.
Tonight’s winners:
Kendrick
Eagles
Ontario
SNACKS
Popcorn chicken rounds out the snack game #superbowl
Nikes first Superbowl commercial in 27 years. What a way to pop back out 🔥
No notes, Mr. Lamar.
I DID NOT HAVE ONTARIO AD ON MY SUPER BOWL BINGO CARD
Friend-of-friend-at-a-party-where-barely-anyone-knows-him-but-he-gave-himself-a-peptalk-in-his-truck-and-has-talking-points-in-his-notes-app vibes.
Snacks continue: bacon-wrapped, blue cheese-stuffed dates! #superbowl
As I said before, I’m cheering for snacks tonight. And Kendrick, but snacks. Grillo’s & chili crisp deviled eggs (not together, but I would!) #superbowl
They not
how is will smith this bad at talking over music
Happy birthday, Mike Patton. Epic.
Nothing is more infuriating than having to rip off my reading glasses to actually watch the Celtics and then put them back on to comment on these internets.
A lot of things are more infuriating. But still!
Let’s be real. During the Super Bowl, I will be cheering for my homemade:
deviled eggs
bacon-wrapped, blue cheese-stuffed dates
tiny cheddar biscuits with ham
Taiwanese popcorn chicken
Go snacks GO!
The last time I was there, it was for his wedding in an ice palace. A crazy part of the world! We lived in the Yukon and Alberta as a kid, so that’s more my speed. :)
Tell you what, this is where my brother is, and my coldest day was -50 C below this.
Canadian wife of cranky New Englander: you call this cold?
A screencapture from a completely batshit email offering a Christmas discount on an active shooter training webinar. And it's not even a good discount: $25
*checks off a bunch of my Christmas list*
This is our wee grandcat, thanks for asking! ♥️
To be fair, this has happened countless times, Mrs. Cox was bang on.
I’m Meg, I will injure myself trying to make people laugh one day
☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️♥️
Tony Brothers clearly dislikes me
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.