Busty Shackleford

I’m safe. They won’t see this.

Hell yeah

we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,

I hope all the youngins that get inexplicably nostalgic for the 90s and early 00s despite they themselves being naught but a gleam in their daddy’s nutsacks are ready for what’s coming, again. BOHICA.

That guy behind you looks like he just realized Mitch McConnell isn’t actually dead yet

a man sitting in a car with the word freedom written on his shirt ALT: a man sitting in a car with the word freedom written on his shirt

Oh the unmitigated joy of getting home and getting to remove any clothing that zips, snaps, or buttons.

Mismo color de piel también

Really ready to go home and eat a cheeseburger and watch a stupid movie.

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

And then they wanna know why they’re maidenless lmao

Fully agreed.

Any excuse for another Riker meme. He would approve.

I am pro guy nerds, except for these ones. No rewarding toxic bullshit. Let them be miserable with their own cramped, bitter hands.

howling WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? as I surge through the breakfast buffet line like a snowplow

/spells out BOOBIES on an old Casio calculator:

“OMG THIS THING MIGHT BE CONSCIOUS!!!!1!!!”

A couple clients just brought their tiny yorkies into say hi 😭 they’re named Reacher and Tracker 😭

It’s the same kind of loser shit that leads bigots to say “oh yeah define a chair” or “I identify as an attack helicopter” any time they’re shown literal scientific evidence that gender isn’t straight up binary. They’re too stubborn and stupid to see past their own faces.

“I don’t need to explain why I’m right, I just am” is the root of the insufferable bravado that each of those people are using as a bluff to cover their bets. They don’t see what human consciousness as whole, the evolutionary miracle of it, it’s only a means to money if they bullshit hard enough

I can accept Wisconsin as the result for me here but why no Minnesota

Speak for yourself. Give me the long form investigative or personal articles. Let me read all of it. I found a filter on here for gift articles and I poke around on there once a week or so to see what’s available to lose some time reading.

Sleep used to be so easy

I loathe the perspective that storytelling needs to spoonfeed positive morality to the audience for fear that idiots might think insider trading or underground fight clubs are a “good thing.”

I’d argue art that never challenges is what creates ignorant audiences.

I talk a lot of shit for someone that can’t fall asleep without a fan on, specific pillow angle, extra blankets by my shoulders, darkness but not TOO dark, blankets fully burrito’d around me, and misplaced hope that I’ll actually stay asleep and not wake up at 3am.

Dad was and is Peak Dad when it comes to his clothes

Hello, it seems like 800 years ago, right?

1999. 17 years old. Hair long and very blonde. Real old school chunky highlights, and I did it for a while so I was fully ashy blonde. Never again.

Historically speaking, in the grand scheme of time we’ve been around for a blink of the eye. It’s both a miracle all the amazing things humanity has done with things like art and medicine, but also just horrifying how it also means weapons, war, and the abuses inflicted

Yes, it’s pedantic in this context but I don’t care

My Spanish is rusty at best and they can’t use the tilde but every time a crossword answer is “anos” when they mean “años” I giggle like a teenager. I mean, “tengo 44 anos” does not read “I am 44 years old.”