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@jameswaters

You’ll find me at Reach: the publishers of @DailyMirror, @Daily_Express @DailyStar @ok_magazine Plus play music on @SFMradio: Personal account etc etc

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a man is dancing in front of a white background with the words party time above him ALT: a man is dancing in front of a white background with the words party time above him

I'm on the radio right now until 2pm. It's what Saturdays are made for (not cooking shows on TV)

📻 106.9fm SFM Radio

💻Listen online sfmradio.com/player/

@ukradioplayer

Get our free app: onelink.to/4e76bu

Or just shout at your smart speaker (PLAY 106.9 SFM)

24.05.2025 09:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“Come on Pippa, time to turn up the feel good” 🤣🤣

22.05.2025 04:38 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a south park cartoon character says i just want my old life back ALT: a south park cartoon character says i just want my old life back

Twitter now is:

“Crazy things that happened in the world:

A thread.”

Or

“14 cities that have sunsets”

and the third one is a gambling, trading, Crypto ad.

23.04.2025 05:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy Easter:

17.04.2025 16:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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...and so it continues:

Day 3626 of finding out celebrities I didn't realize that I am older than.

Today: Natasha Bedingfield - 43

17.04.2025 10:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They are cancelling it which makes a how I found out about it! Last service running on May 16, 2025.

17.04.2025 07:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I never knew this train existed

17.04.2025 04:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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6Music smashing it as per

01.04.2025 06:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy Birthday to this beautiful bastard #Blur #DamonAlbarn

23.03.2025 08:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Good morning from #TunbridgeWells #EastEnders

23.03.2025 07:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Well it’s been a great birthday but I’m ready for the #TeaAlarm

19.03.2025 14:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of course there’s a website! I’ll add it to my favourites 🤣

13.03.2025 13:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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On Monday I was filling out a form for work and realised that for the past year I have been telling people I am older than I am.

I'm 45, not 46 as I have been saying. I even created a spreadsheet to double check:

13.03.2025 11:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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What. The. Fuck?

13.03.2025 05:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cheap Supermarket Cola. 2 litres down the pan, leave overnight: Bingo!

12.03.2025 07:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I learnt this when I was a temp in a works canteen after college. Never buttered bread before (spoiled brat) so the supervisor showed me with a table spoon.

Everyone who’s seen me doing it since has converted.

Amazing hack.

12.03.2025 07:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Hello Stuart" #PopMaster

10.03.2025 10:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How did they take this picture? 🤣🤣

04.03.2025 18:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I have so many app on my iPhone I’ve run out of screens and get this every afternoon. #Update

04.03.2025 14:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Brian McGuigan you're next" #Popmaster

04.03.2025 10:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Client just said to me "Why has to advertising budget changed?" to which I for some reason got all sassy and said "You've removed the Prosecco and replaced it with Champagne"

I'm blaming the sun.

04.03.2025 10:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For anyone that has not gone outside yet it's freezing.

You're welcome.

04.03.2025 08:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d been working on that for flours

04.03.2025 06:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t have any ingredients!

I'm Panicaking

04.03.2025 06:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I feel like we are owed an adults edition where Daddy & Mummy Pig have to work on a budget plan on how they will afford it. Lifeless weekends walking around Ikea whilst stock piling baby wipes.

03.03.2025 17:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I know I’m late to this but: another baby? In a world where nobody grows old.

03.03.2025 17:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Just saw an ad for what looked like a pie and it looked delicious!

Turns out it’s wasn’t for me.

03.03.2025 17:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life...what would it be?

02.03.2025 08:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Mumford & Sons - Rushmere YouTube video by MumfordAndSonsVEVO

Love the new Mumford & Sons track: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sBw...

28.02.2025 09:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The fact that Fat Boy Slim used to go to school with Keir Starmer blows my mind.

28.02.2025 05:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0