it’s actually a little known aviation regulation that every seat on a plane must be within earshot of someone who has the wettest cough known to man
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it’s actually a little known aviation regulation that every seat on a plane must be within earshot of someone who has the wettest cough known to man
why is it so unreasonably warm inside every building in baltimore
people who let doors slam, i am burning a hole through your cervical spine with my laser eyes
i guess it’s suspicious to bring a 700-page paperback to the airport… tsa flipped through my whole book. i thought they pulled my bag for the knitting needles.
guy of all time
ONE. MORE. ROW.
2 rows and the last one is just knit across!!
3 rows.
4 rows.
i'm zeno's paradoxing myself over here
i miscounted. NOW it's 5 more rows.
5 more rows.
i can be strong. i can do 6 more rows of flat lace with purl rows. i can survive until i am knitting in the round.
absolutely flawless timing: opened dropout 24/7 precisely on cue to hear “CHRONOMANCY!!”
Drawing of Garfield captioned with the text "You are not immune to propaganda"
at work we're trying to figure out how to make white people with self-reported high racial literacy be more humble about reckoning with the ways that white supremacy appears in our lives and minds and i'm THIS close to proposing that we just put this image at the top of every session
“why do you hate technology” as though “technology” were some discrete entity divorced entirely from the context of what it does and what it creates, rather than a category so broad as to constitute reality itself
such a lovely thing to think about
i've found exactly one and it's unidirectional from usb-c to mini displayport. which is not the direction i need.
so sorry for still using a computer from 2017 that doesn't have usb-c ports
i'm gonna lose it folks, i'm trying to connect the mini displayport on my laptop to either the usb-c or mini hdmi on my new monitor but i can't find a damn cable or adapter that does this
apparently i write “creachure” enough that it’s in my phone dictionary now
me to a hungry brit: get thee to a flummery!
this thing of “it’s actually so complicated” is so exhausting! you’re never allowed to come to a conclusion because doing so is somehow proof you haven’t considered it enough!
remember when everything was possibly cake and we were driven mad by the possibility that everything was cake? don't you wish everything was possibly cake now instead of probably ai? we were such fools to squander a cake-based reality.
this rewatch is the only thing sustaining me as i rip out half a mohair sweater.
i can’t believe that leverage season 5 was created in a lab (writers’ room) specifically to fuel my unending obsession with the ot3.
Title page for Jane Austen’s “Pride and Prejudice: a novel in three volumes. By the author of Sense and Sensibility. Vol I London: printed by T. Egerton, 1813”
Happy 213th anniversary to Pride and Prejudice! A book so good some people have read it twice!
i might have to start knitting sweaters for other people because i loooovvveeee making them but i simply do not need an endless sweater stash. i live in alabama.
Screenshot of a text conversation. Incoming: Do you know the song Dr. Worm? Outgoing: I’m familiar Incoming: Someone picked it for karaoke last night and I had never heard of it before but was like “I bet Emily knows it”
something something the mortifying ordeal of being known