Jish (Picaresque Account)

Compiling a list of the 25 funniest moments in my life

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18 year old me seeing Japanese Sapporo beer at the grocery store:

I won’t post it, but I have a really fat cock, and @anal.bsky.social can vouch for me

Watching this college basketball game specifically for one of the sportscasters. He seems like a real character

Having an episode because the Instagram dog that seems to understand everything their owner says, actually is just trained really well

Book cover of Lolita that’s just child porn

Some of you guys would follow the plot of John Fowles’ The Collector if you somehow came into a significant amount of money

I can’t believe you’re getting away with this

logging out 2 minutes early as an act of protest. early dinner and drinks was out of necessity and is fully billable time however

Drug addicts think for themselves

You can tell which employees do drugs at work based on how excited they get for lunch

Taking a day off so I can spy on my old workplace to see if it’s fallen into ruin

Found a smoke shop that’s selling kratom seltzers for 5 bucks, and I don’t even need to get on the highway to get there

Dildo that’s specifically designed to mimic girl dick

pranking my friend who is tripping on acid by saying oh my god i think i smell smoke

cartoon book that says I'M NOT IGNORING YOU: I'M JUST OVERWHELMED -A MEMOIR-

Doesn’t look like JuceVape

Very rarely meet a truly happy person

I don’t bless just anyone

Only problem is I would get paid like $16/hr

Get blasted on weed and hang out with Indian people all day

I should just get a job at a smoke shop

Human women liked hooking up with Neanderthal men. You know it’s cause they had more swag

I don’t say bless you. I’m sorry

Pop culture reference + sardonic twist + weed + beer + adderall + cluster c personality disorder = a night to remember

Hello angle

I really do think we need a chaser flag

I want workers at Meta to see me naked

I’m sorry I have bipolar. I was born this way

You shouldn’t be allowed to mistreat people just because society deems you more important