Can you fuck as good as your mother?
06.03.2026 16:56
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Can you fuck as good as your mother?
films with the same energy 💞
staying offline today, but all I'll say is:
Gaza was the test. Gaza was the precedent. Everyone that failed to speak out or condemn it is now seeing the cost of their silence.
operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s
Come on, Cookie, I'll go show you my chickens.
Oh, you have chickens?
I love little chickies.
a green paper towel dispenser with the label “not a trash”
…not yet a woman
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
"Former Harvard President Larry Summers will resign from his academic and faculty appointments at Harvard at the end of the academic year, relinquishing his University Professorship — Harvard’s highest faculty distinction — and remaining on leave until that time"
Cosmopolitan asks Zara Larsson to name which artist she’ll never put on her music playlists:
“There’s so many artists I have blocked on Spotify, and all of them are like abusers. You certainly wouldn’t find a Chris Brown song. Bye!”
I fixed it
The first teaser for Jane Schoenbrun’s Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is here 👀
Starring Hannah Einbinder and Gillian Anderson. In theaters August 7.
Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”
Spongebob meme staring window being men hockey team having dinner with a pedophile and women's team partying with flavor flav in Vegas
Fire is beautiful, licking and scorching everything it touches.
Someone left my cake out in the rain
Children would only get in the way of our erotic lifestyle.
We are creatures of the spring, you and I. as said by Lisle Von Rhuman (Isabella Rossellini) in Death Becomes Her
i’m too ethereal and magical for this cold rainy nonsense
They should invent an empathy for men
Wear your seatbelt!
It's a law!
It’s the first day of Ramadan and an excellent day to help someone in Gaza ❤️
“Just got my ashes” as if she went to the Ash store the fuck
Gwen Stefani is excited about Ash Wednesday and says I just got my ashes and I'm ready for Lent.
good morning 🙏
1Died (alas!) on this day in 1455, Fra Angelico, the Angelic Friar. Here, Annunciation from the 1440s on the stair landing at the convent of San Marco, Florence.
Work/life balance
my favorite aspect of how ANDOR ends is how the villains do suffer, but not at the hands of the protagonists, because fascism eats its own even while it has the upper hand
