Samantha Ruddy

Ah yes two guys with similar outlooks: Superman and Walter White

These dipshits really renamed it the department of war and then started WW3 not even 6 months later

The best

Breaks my heart

They’re replacing Kristi Noem with AI because now that can botch a mission and kill innocent people too

Crazy that the US is bombing schools but our gas prices going up will be the line in the sand for a lot of Americans.

“Horrors beyond comprehension? That’s fine. Paying double to drunk drive my lifted truck around the suburbs of Indianapolis? I’m taking to the streets.”

A guy on LinkedIn said immigrants and AI are equal threats to the economy. I disagree. One of them lies, steals, and takes American jobs. The other is immigrants.

Love the likelihood of civil war infographic

I’m looking for copywriting work.

All of my experience falls under consumer products, entertainment, and political messaging.

Basically, if you need a professional comedy writer who’s performed on the tonight show to make your brand, TV show, or candidate look clever, @ me!

Episode 2 of my fake sitcom is so here

Some guy yelling at the price is right about Bari Weiss and CBS

They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

You should be able to bounce someone from a city

The US and Israel have kind of a Hannah Montana thing going on where as soon as I saw that Israel was bombing Iran, I was like “ah so the US had to be there as well.”

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

I’m working on a sitcom about a Y2K era boy band and I think my favorite plotline is when one of them gets smooth-talked into joining the army during the Iraq war.

Bari Weiss has fired the Animaniacs due to a lack of political balance

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

All up in the Northeast in June! ALL UP IN IT! Get yer tickets starting this Friday!!!

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Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

I love when you go through TSA and they make you stand like a create-a-player

I went to Holy Cross High School. In 10th grade we got to vote on the new mascot name. The Holy Cross Dressers won overwhelmingly, but the administration refused to listen to the people (15 year ago old children) and now they’re called the Crusaders. Democracy dies in darkness.

In retrospect, all the plane crashes at the beginning of this administration may have been foreshadowing.

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

The Democrats’ ability to use the language of social justice and economic equality without actually doing anything that alters the status quo has caused a lot apolitical, tuned out people (the average voter) to assume the status quo is those things.

*in my most gentle therapist voice*
What’s the next wrong decision?

Even if you think AI is the future, why are we already putting it in everything already when it’s half finished?? I’m also wrong half the time and I know that I shouldn’t be propping up our entire economy.