We dunno, but you should definitely have some characters you can shamelessly be thirsty over. πππ
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We dunno, but you should definitely have some characters you can shamelessly be thirsty over. πππ
We get that feeling too. It's rough. But hey, maybe we'll somehow get through this and we'll have more, better days ahead.
@decumpuss.bsky.social 's giantess shark gal Aleirsa Rittgarde is giving a footjob to a small male figure, the ball of her large, looming foot pressing down on him. a speech bubble from her reads: "mm, you twitch like that again and i might have to pin you down, let you feel all that plush at once"
plush shark soles, so eager to smother <3
Aleirsa Rittgarde belongs to @decumpuss.bsky.social !!
A fairy offers you a cup of herbal tea without specifying what herbs are in it. She just smiles in that inscrutable way that supernatural creatures seem to do.
Do you accept the drink and its consequences?
Looking fantastic! π
You're mean to girls in ways we find hot.
Substitute girls for bugs if you want; the statements would be equivalent.
Since Mario day is tomorrow, we feel compelled to remind y'all that Rosalina is, canonically, very tall compared to the rest of the Mario characters. We'd encourage you to emphasize that in any sizey stuff you're doing~
In case we were too subtle: if you're going to FWA and want to shove us underfoot, please slide into our DMs to let us know. If we're not already busy with something, we're likely to take you up on the offer.
Is there a size that you'd say is *too* big or small for your tastes, then?
There's just something gorgeous about that green on green look. π
Do you have a favorite size to be, or does being a switch make that harder to define?
We actually wrote a story a while ago about Mala fulfilling someone's death wish like this! You might enjoy giving it a read.
But we're more than happy to tease you personally about it, too~
We could do a better job of sucking if we weren't already squished underfoot!
Any Ferrari or Tesla will do. Both manufacturers basically run cults anyway.
Giant couple ripping off the roof and placing the smaller member of their polycule into the bed with you. The giants smirk as their little lover negotiates a scene with you and you get increasingly flustered at the suggestions. You're unsure why you were chosen, but you're already glad you were.
Giant couple ripping the roof off our house so they can look down at me and my partner in bed β¦
The smirks as they gaze upon us.
βSo girls, weβre bored. Entertain us. And donβt dare disappoint usβ¦β
Giant couple ripping off the roof and placing the smaller member of their polycule into the bed with you. The giants smirk as their little lover negotiates a scene with you and you get increasingly flustered at the suggestions. You're unsure why you were chosen, but you're already glad you were.
It really does suck. It's like some trickster locked you out of doing the thing, which is especially mean because that's the kind of trick a fairy is known to pull!
"Ya sure?" Mala giggles and flexes his toes.
"We're not gonna be gentle about it, you know," Chrys adds.
"Especially if I start ta shrink ya while we're at it~" Mala teases. His eyes glow faintly with magic and mischief.
CW: pain, nonsexual
Related: peeling off a bandaid after a day kinda hurts. Medical glue peeling off after a couple weeksβ¦ π¬
Indeed. Just finishing the mode at all is a start. Now it's a matter of improving on it. Because, really, one of ten is the baseline.
This means we'll be up to most of our usual shenanigans at FWA in May, but we're not gonna be able to let folks walk on us, even if it's really hot to get casually used underfoot. But less physically demanding stuff is absolutely an option, such as being smothered or used as a footrest.
Quick medical update: doctors say everything seems to be healing well. We're still restricted from heavy lifting or ab workouts for another month. We asked indirectly about getting trampled ("kickboxing") and, unfortunately, we were advised against that for another three months.
Huh? How'd you even find that! We didn't know we ever had one of those!
Congrats on finishing normal mode!
Part of me wants to tease you about only being one of ten (despite my best only being two of ten). Part of me wants to shut up because you're already more than a minute faster than our PB.
Rising like the size of so many people this month?
Some of us girls would want the fun of just being beneath a dragon showing herself a good time~
Shira? Two inches.
The fairy? Three inches.
Chrys? Somehow, just noticeably bigger than the last time you saw her~
Good girl! ππ