I finally tried a packaged overnight oats thing to see what the "im out of touch" hubbub was about and it turns out, people like drinking cold oatmeal. That's it. That's all it is.
So im gonna microwave this shit and eat a proper meal instead thx.
My brother is super "don't give the government your personal information," but as a disabled person, I just hand over all my shit and hope it's enough to extend my lifetime a bit. So far it's working out OK. Good luck to ya. 💚
Internet dude said women with a high "body count" aren't marriage material because they have no self respect. Like I would marry a dude who thinks "body count" is another term for BMI and not checkmarks on my personal hitlist.
20 y/o in a 'merican truck rear ends 40 y/o in a Euro hatchback. Im okay, so the image can be funny now.
I really like finding interesting bugs and taking the most macro pictures possible. How cool would grasshopper armor be as a tattoo for a forearm sleeve?
Friend: "What breed is that Sims4 horse?"
Me: "Awkward."
Everything is poignant until you're old enough to look back and see how dumb you were.
If it helps at all, Black Friday is an absolute abomination over here, too. Especially since it immediately follows a holiday where Americans are meant to feel grateful for what they have
Watching 90s Law&Order. Flashback to scrunchies being so fashionable, the ADA is wearing *more than one* to court.
Ibises aren't arseholes, they're bin-juice drinking gronks.
The contents, not the actual shelf. The shelf is masking it's Kinsey pretty well.
Pet-sitting for my neighbor today and as I'm looking around, I encounter the gayest bookshelf I've ever seen. 😍
Watching a 2006 movie using Papyrus for the opening credits. Oh the whimsy!
Black widow spider in an outdoor corner in front of a web-created burrow. The spider is clinging to a web sac.
Hello, Natasha, thank you for coming, delighted to see you. Kindly fuck off? Please?
Prove that this trip happened immediately.
I'ma do it.
Sims 4, comin' in with the relatable content.
Dear action movies: How come no one ever takes your sons? I'm just saying... seems suspish.
I have learned that recreating RP characters in The Sims leads to sadness and disappointment, but playing Legacy challenges CREATES potential new RP characters... and more rage than sadness. Like a lot more rage.
Even sweet Percy cannot best these pantaloons of gold.
two side-by-side photos of the same dog sitting in a fenced-in backyard. on the left, he’s solid black. on the right, his fur is solid white. he has the same calm golden eyes in both pictures.
a photo from August 2022, in which Buster is lying on a tile floor and looking at the camera. the pup’s fur is still mostly black but mottled with splotches of white, especially on his face. a brown dog looks over their shoulder in the background.
Buster sits on a white rug and looks up at the camera. his fur is almost completely white now (August 2023), save one black patch on his hindquarters and a black tail.
This is Buster. He has vitiligo, a rare and completely harmless genetic condition that causes skin and fur to lose pigment over time. It typically affects dogs in patches, but over the course of 2.5 years, he went from solid black to completely white. And it turns out he's handsome either way. 14/10
I went to Seattle recently and while visiting Pike Place, I saw absolutely nothing more important than this bee with pollen-pants.
Which one should I munch on, the blue or red snack? 😋
A Southern Right Whale, estimated to be around 18 meters long and weighing 80 tons, caught on camera. Stunning.
These whales are relatively harmless and they are known to interact with humans.
Amazing creatures.
#southernrightwhale #sealife
The national drug store I work for closed all their pharmacies today, but still made the retail end come in for a full day of work. So happy Labor Day to the working plebs, I guess.
I KNOW IT'S YOU because only you would squash my hopes and dreams like that.
A little collie with a black-and-brown face and white-and-black body sits in her human’s arms with a sign reading, “I BITE FASCISTS”
Ditto.
My biggest concern was that you were dead so this first-post is the BEST first-post.
