Palmer

Every time I get paid I'm like "omg money" and I'm all excited like it's a surprise

Kyle is my loudest pet

$375 is wild.

He's barebacking for the love of the game

The most American thing I can think of is rewarding the hardest workers with more work

Hahahahahaha

I spat

Czechia's Ondřej Satoria, who is a full-time electrician, leaves his final career game to a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan!

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Lmao Fox News accidentally based

Fucking hell

Venezuela beat the living tar out of Israel in the World Baseball Classic

My ace right now 🔥🔥

“When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.”

What Ohtani did last night at the WBC is actually criminal

Japan vs Taipei China at the World Baseball Classic hosted in Tokyo

You know it's about to pop off

Australia 2-0 looking nice

🚨 BREAKING — Rep. Tony Gonzales (R-TX) will not seek re-election after admitting to an affair with an aide who later died by suicide.

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Defective heated insoles.

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Stephen A Smith getting cooked by a below average NBA teams social media manager is hilarious.

I imagine his political ambitions will go similarly.

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.

Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

Alanis’s hand with a black bottle of charger cologne

Brother I got some DODGE CHARGER COLOGNE

This is the best day ever

You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.

When I'm King of the world I'm repealing the Migratory Bird Act of 1918

Fuck them hawks

Playing chicken with any team that wants to make an offer to Jones, when you don't have any viable QB alternatives, is quite the gamble.

Brandon Straka: I’m at the Pentagon this morning for a briefing with @SecWar @PeteHegseth on the Iran strikes. Session starts in 10 minutes.

Here's a Jan. 6 rioter posing with a press pass before Pete Hegseth's press conference, just to give you a sense of the type of "journalists" who were in the Pentagon briefing room this morning.

Pine-Sol posted this today...rd

Peacocks love Cheerios

This is why beyblades > cards

I just bought the best beyblade in the game for $5 at Five Below lmao

Basically Bahn Mi? I fckin love that stuff