Everybody knows 17 is better than 16.
Everybody knows 17 is better than 16.
He's wearing his Trump obedience shoes. Or Tosser if you like.
Marvellous. This is bringing back old White Dwarf vibes.
12 year olds
I'm not 100% sure if that was the look she was aiming for, but it's too close for my liking...
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Me drinking from a plastic bottle with the lid attached, to save the planet. World leaders: images of war
If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.
Who the hell is Eric Fury anyway?
My medicine would cost me $100,000 a year if I lived in America. I get it free.
julgar juntos é melhor
I would also like people to swear properly on here so it gets picked up by SwearSky
Yeah, they're still saying Fuck.
But then I sigh, and, with a piece of scripture,
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil:
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ,
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
Looks like the Russians beat us to it.
Try logging in to HMRC without a passport. Fun fun fun.
Bloody hell. Seen this in my timeline and thought " Oh no, he's only gone and sent the fucking Red Arrows by mistake"
Because all the Indonesian remote drivers are used to left hand steering 😂
Valhalla not so much.
Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011
This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years
our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor
Oh that is good.
Downfall meme, with Hitler (who looks surprisingly like Peter Mandleson) screaming "Lindsay Hoyle! Lindsay fucking Hoyle!" If you thought you saw me post this three seconds ago with Lindsay spelt in the different ways despite there only being two of them in the caption... No you didn't.
Can't believe nobody's heard of double-ten.
Screenshot of me trying to color match in color matching game and getting very close with a bright pink
Oh no new obsession
dialed.gg
This is a fantastic idea. Poorly worded but still a fantastic idea.
“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag
how we got here
Extremely my kind of joke
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
How about a couple of crows.