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Everybody knows 17 is better than 16.

10.03.2026 20:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's wearing his Trump obedience shoes. Or Tosser if you like.

10.03.2026 18:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Marvellous. This is bringing back old White Dwarf vibes.

09.03.2026 00:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

12 year olds

06.03.2026 16:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I'm not 100% sure if that was the look she was aiming for, but it's too close for my liking...

www.ft.com/content/cac2...

05.03.2026 13:03 👍 55 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 3
Me drinking from a plastic bottle with the lid attached, to save the planet. World leaders: images of war

Me drinking from a plastic bottle with the lid attached, to save the planet. World leaders: images of war

05.03.2026 14:14 👍 131 🔁 47 💬 3 📌 1
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If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

03.03.2026 14:26 👍 3966 🔁 1280 💬 71 📌 131

Who the hell is Eric Fury anyway?

04.03.2026 20:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My medicine would cost me $100,000 a year if I lived in America. I get it free.

04.03.2026 16:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 00:17 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
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julgar juntos é melhor

04.03.2026 06:20 👍 336 🔁 70 💬 1 📌 7
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SwearSky Bluesky profanity, as it happens

I would also like people to swear properly on here so it gets picked up by SwearSky

03.03.2026 18:21 👍 37 🔁 12 💬 10 📌 9

Yeah, they're still saying Fuck.

03.03.2026 19:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But then I sigh, and, with a piece of scripture,
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil:
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ,
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

03.03.2026 15:55 👍 413 🔁 125 💬 10 📌 11

Looks like the Russians beat us to it.

03.03.2026 13:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Try logging in to HMRC without a passport. Fun fun fun.

03.03.2026 13:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bloody hell. Seen this in my timeline and thought " Oh no, he's only gone and sent the fucking Red Arrows by mistake"

03.03.2026 10:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Because all the Indonesian remote drivers are used to left hand steering 😂

02.03.2026 15:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Valhalla not so much.

01.03.2026 19:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army.
Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer
4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

01.03.2026 15:08 👍 6726 🔁 1272 💬 8 📌 1

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

28.02.2026 15:13 👍 5847 🔁 1134 💬 66 📌 29

Oh that is good.

26.02.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Downfall meme, with Hitler (who looks surprisingly like Peter Mandleson) screaming "Lindsay Hoyle! Lindsay fucking Hoyle!"

If you thought you saw me post this three seconds ago with Lindsay spelt in the different ways despite there only being two of them in the caption... No you didn't.

Downfall meme, with Hitler (who looks surprisingly like Peter Mandleson) screaming "Lindsay Hoyle! Lindsay fucking Hoyle!" If you thought you saw me post this three seconds ago with Lindsay spelt in the different ways despite there only being two of them in the caption... No you didn't.

25.02.2026 12:14 👍 198 🔁 34 💬 6 📌 4

Can't believe nobody's heard of double-ten.

17.02.2026 17:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of me trying to color match in color matching game and getting very close with a bright pink

Screenshot of me trying to color match in color matching game and getting very close with a bright pink

Oh no new obsession

dialed.gg

17.02.2026 09:04 👍 89 🔁 13 💬 22 📌 9
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This is a fantastic idea. Poorly worded but still a fantastic idea.

15.02.2026 16:02 👍 169 🔁 40 💬 14 📌 3
“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag

“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag

how we got here

14.02.2026 19:23 👍 14332 🔁 2573 💬 205 📌 72
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Extremely my kind of joke

11.09.2025 17:22 👍 231 🔁 42 💬 4 📌 4
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

09.02.2026 06:41 👍 6689 🔁 2101 💬 154 📌 529
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How about a couple of crows.

08.02.2026 18:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0