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⚡️☕️☕️✍️ Author of⚡️”THE ADVICE KING ANTHOLOGY”⚡️IT IS OUT!!!!! on @vanderbiltUP✨Available NOW!!!!!!⚡️☕️☕️❤️

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ICE agents out here breaking laws again

05.03.2026 18:58 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

This one is hitting very hard. Estefany does incredible work, especially informing people of ICE detentions/activity. Her reporting kept people safe & put her at risk. During the winter storm she was everywhere - directing people to food/resources, spreading info in Spanish, etc. Bring her home!🖕🏼ICE

06.03.2026 01:06 👍 31 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 1
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Former Waymo test driver says self-driving vehicles are dangerous, should not be tested in Nashville A former Waymo test driver is speaking to WSMV4 Investigates, saying the autonomous vehicles he rode in while on Nashville streets were dangerous.

lovely

06.03.2026 07:19 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Looks like gas may get super expensive and we still don’t have an emergency fare-free program at wego

06.03.2026 16:34 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
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AI is coming for your job but not in the way you expected

05.03.2026 23:19 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

⚡️⚡️⚡️

06.03.2026 23:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LOG FLUME RIDE

where did
the idea for
this
come from?

did
humorless
alcoholic
19th century
loggers
do this?

I can’t picture
them
yelling
“wheeeeeee!”

06.03.2026 22:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OOPS. FAREWELL, BUS.

children’s book
about

missing
the bus

06.03.2026 22:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IN THE HEART OF EMPIRE

in the
heart
of every empire

are
the children
of alcoholics

trying to
heal themselves

with alcohol

06.03.2026 22:15 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IN THE HEART OF EMPIRE

the name
of every
prog rock
song

06.03.2026 22:00 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PARKING LOT SHOE

man
named Onion
wakes up
on motel room floor:

“Where’s my shoe?”

other man, named Randy,
also missing shoe:

“DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE”

06.03.2026 21:58 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PARKING LOT SHOE

in the
Middle Ages
it was
a paddock bootie

in
prehistory
it
was
a
gulley
loincloth

“What do you suppose
happened here?”

06.03.2026 21:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I feel bad for people who don't read my stuff. daviddark.substack.com/p/the-great-...

06.03.2026 21:12 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

lol

06.03.2026 21:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GUMDROPS

why’d
they have
to make crypto

rich criminals
could
have exchanged
gumdrops

06.03.2026 21:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GUMDROPS

when
wrigley
announces
a new flavor

06.03.2026 21:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THREE OF CUPS

you are
going to get
some
EXTREMELY MEDIEVAL
good news

06.03.2026 21:43 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell yeah

06.03.2026 21:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

THREE OF CUPS

Ooooo

that means
you are gonna get laid

or be rich

or not be rich

or not get laid

and there’s gonna
be, um,
a cup, um,

nearby

06.03.2026 21:39 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

POLLEN

bees
in trench coats
sell
this
on street corners
in
the rough part
of
flower city

06.03.2026 21:36 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

POLLEN

what
adults
talk about

that,
and their
backs hurting

06.03.2026 21:34 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What?!?!

06.03.2026 21:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

CALISTHENICS

cold brewest
name
for jumping jacks

06.03.2026 21:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@sorryhat.bsky.social @maryanndimand.bsky.social @chuckennui.bsky.social @keekomckween.bsky.social @o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social

06.03.2026 20:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Poetry window is open for 60 min

06.03.2026 20:05 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 9 📌 0
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Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Albini's Fugazi

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

06.03.2026 16:27 👍 123 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 3

Sure smells like retaliation to me.

05.03.2026 23:36 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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After the Storm: NES Faces the Fallout of Extended Power Outages Six weeks after Winter Storm Fern knocked out power for hundreds of thousands of people, Nashvillians are looking for answers

This week’s cover story: Six weeks after Winter Storm Fern knocked out power for hundreds of thousands of people, Nashvillians are looking for answers.

05.03.2026 14:00 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 2

We should all be ashamed

06.03.2026 03:51 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Correction. Orwell never said this. He did however, warn that: "political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” (That's Politics and the English Language, one of my favorite essays)

05.03.2026 20:07 👍 3597 🔁 949 💬 72 📌 12