Morg "Oh Fug A Gougar" Dawg

Cole where'd those tits come from that's crazy whaaaaaat

That is true

Gulp

I do have to admit the AK-50 he built is really fucking cool

-Donald Trump, after ghosting the Joint Chiefs of Staff asking him why the fuck he bombed Iran

I wish I could move to South Africa so I could become a white EFF voter

This shit is so fucking FUNNY

(Guy who's never seen a vagina voice) Mmm yeah this looks like good pussy

Truck driver and farmer

Consider: Cheaper cigarettes and Kwik Trip. Also Kenosha has a cute little street car :)

"Hello I am a bisexual guy in Logan Square. I love matcha, thrift stores, and believe Israel has the right to defend itself."

Bisexual guys with handlebar moustaches must be either forcefully transitioned into a woman or expelled from the city of Chicago because what IS THIS

Kyler Murray probably gonna be a Viking next season Morgy need drinky

WEAK SHIT JUST CHAIN SMOKE CIGS

Certified deeply closeted transgender woman

Thats right, we get Shia with it because Iran loves transseuxals

This reminds me of how I go up to @regimecpa.bsky.social and @coleurbanist.bsky.social and call them "White Devil Faggots" and then issue a transgender fatwa against them

I can't defend effeminate gay boys I make fun of them every Tuesday

I think Target could survive but it would probably be in only big cities where Walmart doesn't operate. Only big box store up until the edge of town in Chicago is Target

LOL. LMAO EVEN

I'm hearing from my sources that gas stations are already running out of gas so you should stockpile on as much as you can #TheGasStationsAreRunningOutOfGas

This is easy as hell

I'm gonna eat ramen and watch Family Guy tonight

I could fuck up some beef and rice

Beef and rice mmmmmm

I refuse to eat tofu I'm already estrogenized enough as it is any more soy related products and I may DIE

I believe tofu is soy and will turn me into a discord catboy but I get transgender with that belief

I bought a Brandon Herrera t shirt after he lost in 2024 but now that he's probably gonna win I'm in what they call "regret mode"

I love Mario

Turning a poker quote into Twin Peaks