Joe Danger (Yung Skeezy)

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Old am I.

"What is woman breast really? Have feel?"

Of course I don't want my GS cookie change back, but I have to remember not to say "for the boys" when they try to give it to me.

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Federal Prosecutor Used Fabricated Quotes in Court Filing (2) An assistant US attorney in North Carolina filed a response with the court that included “fabricated quotations and misstatements of case holdings” and then made “false or misleading statements” of ho...

Is that good? It doesn't seem good.

This is the best web page.

All the purity tests about whether somebody is a National Socialist or would be "competent in any way." It's getting so you can't be a Blackwater mercenary Nazi Centrist Dem candidate anymore, even as a white fella!

Longtime congressperson, probable arsonist AND inventor of the Viper car alarm. What a career!

Fuckin Christ, I guess I'll head back in to work.

You oughta think about writing a book or something

Borned all up in Bethlehem, with bad posture.

He was promoted after moving to the IRR. Never wore an oak leaf.

"I promise to stop drinking if you let me be secretary of defense" is the most alcoholic sentence I've ever heard, and I've been sober almost a quarter century.

They're gonna use the thing to fix the thing, Kai. You're being deliberately obtuse. Trust the process.

The industrial fan used to cool the -80C freezers aboard Naval Research Center San Diego is named "Lil Breezy." It's got a little name tag.

That was all off the record BTW.

It's a miracle!

I'm receiving reports that she spells her name "Kristi," which I am acknowledging without comment.

Oh my God, watching Kristy Noem talk to a bunch of cops without knowing she's fired is the happiest I've felt all year.

Fuck em if they can't take a joke.

We should be so lucky.

Wait, what did Patton say about a bad plan executed violently? I feel like he left out some options.

Dumbest timeline has pierced the veil of satire.

The guy from the Philadelphia football movie?

Congration you done it

Mmmmmmm Acer.

Congration you done it

Whoopsie-doodles!

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