Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️

# 110, "For Kids!"

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

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My head-canon is that Kahless must have had three penises.

Idk it's just funny

I wrote a Strong Bad email and It's still on the website today.

It's my silly little internet claim to fame.

I remember Sisko and Cassidy discussing their birth control shots on DS9, but I imagine those were probably administered via hypo-spray. Gotta love the future!

You ever had your vaginal walls forced open and tissue forcibly removed from your cervix? You ever had that done three times in a row because the doctor didn't get a big enough tissue sample?
Yeah, you can take a needle to your balls for 10 seconds, my dude

Male birth control is a great idea, but the fact that most men are scared to get a shot in their junk is lowkey hilarious to me.

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

I keep getting ads for vaginal cleansing products and douches. Didn't we agree to leave that mess in the 90s?!

Ladies, stop using "cleansing" stuff in your vagoos!

Most meds a doctor might prescribe to you for that area are usually taken orally!

Thanks for listening to my vagina rant

I had chicken and potatoes!

*has a headache*

Hmm, I should eat something

I have a colleague at work who will use ChatGPT for anything you can possibly imagine. If I assign them a task, they will enter the task into ChatGPT to break down the steps in language that's "easier to understand."

They're literally letting AI do all of their constructive thinking.

I admit I used it early on to create some avatars when it was first becoming a "thing." But I learned how harmful and insidious it is, so I never used it again.

I'm willing to grant SOME grace to people who might not be aware, but my point remains.

I don't want AI on my phone, I don't want AI in my art, I don't want AI anywhere NEAR me.

Please, every website/social media site/search engine, PLEASE stop trying to force it down my throat, because I will NEVER use it.

I had a full weekend off, and due a surprise turn of events, today ended up being a PTO day, so that means... more stitchin'

Oh, honey! 🫂

Our bodies have been through a lot, and we bear the scars that prove it. Motherhood isn't my path, but your scar reflects bringing a whole person into the world, which I think is pretty damn cool. 💜

I had an abdominal surgery 10 years ago to remove uterine fibroids, and that scar is barely noticeable anymore. Like, I have to LOOK for it.

I know a ten-year scar doesn't compare to an almost nine-month scar, but... ugh

Sliced it OFF?!?!?! 😫😫😫

Any other post-uterus ladies out there occasionally self-conscious about their scar? (I had an abdominal hysterectomy)

I guess it's not THAT bad, but it does have me feeling a little bit like Frankenstein's monster

Fuck yeah!

Stitchin'

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

For context, I have two brothers, but my younger brother is the Zelda guy so he's the one I know will be good for it lol

As much as I enjoy video games, one of my coziest memories involves watching my brothers play games as I drift off to sleep wrapped in a big cozy blankie. Specifically, Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask.

... now I wanna go visit my brother and make him play Zelda for me

It was the FURTHEST thing from my mind at the time and Terry just comes running FULL SPEED at me wearing this mask that IS objectively terrifying if you've played the game and I nearly shit myself

For context: Terry was wearing Majora's mask as we were playing Animal Crossing, and he came running around a corner where I couldn't see him coming, and I hadn't seen him change his outfit. I shrieked and threw my Switch across my bed

FUCK YOU TERRY

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