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Michael Gorsuch

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wanderer of the wastes

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youre making a mockery of the fifa peace prize

28.02.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 1142 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

s’ok to be tired, friends. I know I am.

25.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like β€œratings” or β€œrevenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

07.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 16065 πŸ” 3446 πŸ’¬ 247 πŸ“Œ 133
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Gandalf to Frodo

07.02.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this fuckin guy

18.12.2025 02:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

to show the city how powerful his quads are, Brian

15.07.2025 22:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A purple greeting card with a hydra drinking a smoothie, with the text Stay Hydrated

A purple greeting card with a hydra drinking a smoothie, with the text Stay Hydrated

Hey, remember to Stay Hydrated πŸ₯€

01.07.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Human Artists!

Use one piece to convince people to follow you!

20.06.2025 11:57 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

10.06.2025 02:50 πŸ‘ 24386 πŸ” 4275 πŸ’¬ 364 πŸ“Œ 172

and if you know it’s the behavior of an unhealthy person, and you still go along with it for any reason at all… omg are you extra fucked up. Like holy shit what happened to you?

08.06.2025 23:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know this comes off as super folksy, but seriously - you gotta be pretty fucked up to read the shit he posts and to truly think that is the sort of thing a healthy person would write

08.06.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely bonkers that we live in a world where the president can say and do completely deranged and harmful nonsense day after day and a very large number of people think this is somehow good.

does Trump give them some kind of nostalgia for their abusive parents or something?

08.06.2025 23:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to speak to your manager model

04.06.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So have we entered the era yet where a front line AI customer service bot escalates you to another AI bot with a slightly better / more expensive model?

04.06.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This was always going to be the endpoint for people who despise expertise. Millions of people dying of preventable disease screaming β€œYou think you’re better than me?”

20.05.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 851 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 5

which one is you no way I can tell

15.05.2025 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you ever watch star wars and wonder why the empire has such shitty weird vehicles that an ewok with a rock can smash them? now you know

08.05.2025 22:35 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
PostgreSQL documentation Table 8.13: Special Date/Time Inputs.

Highlighted: Input String `allballs`, valid types `time`, description `00:00:00.00 UTC`

PostgreSQL documentation Table 8.13: Special Date/Time Inputs. Highlighted: Input String `allballs`, valid types `time`, description `00:00:00.00 UTC`

I found him, I found the guy who's fucking up the government

06.05.2025 12:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake β€œkeep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

06.05.2025 01:35 πŸ‘ 16079 πŸ” 2016 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 52

I really don’t get this crisis of masculinity. I just don’t.
You can join the Army or become a paramedic or live in the woods. You can wear camo. You can go hunting or fishing. You can be a little rowdy. I’ve done all these things.

Just don’t be a dick.

02.05.2025 20:54 πŸ‘ 2070 πŸ” 333 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 49

Oh wow, it’s like retro causality or something like that? Love it

01.05.2025 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Decisionmaker
The Decisionmaker YouTube video by KRAZAM

Never have I seen such a magnificent video before youtu.be/qf-_bRjZ38U?...

28.04.2025 19:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

26.04.2025 21:30 πŸ‘ 23401 πŸ” 7727 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 145

sales guy throwing comic sans at my inbox is something I can work with in 2025

23.04.2025 13:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Terminator 2 still looks amazing.

21.04.2025 01:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we really need dual channel social media: one mode for our nonstop crazy political takes and one for everything else (especially the dumb jokes). I find both useful, but mixing it is just exhausting.

19.04.2025 23:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guy diggin his own grave: man why am I always in a grave!!!!!

18.04.2025 23:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Ex Inferis by boryan.online, Tyler Event Horizon ... on a boat

Ex Inferis
The winner of the Twisted Classics Jam just got a major update that you definitely want to check out.

It’s event horizon on a boat!!!!

boryanonline.itch.io/ex-inferis

18.04.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ugh gearing up for poor boy summer 😞

04.04.2025 16:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

29.03.2025 22:11 πŸ‘ 7062 πŸ” 2427 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 142