I guess we now know why Saudi Arabia and Qatar, Iran's two biggest regional rivals, bribed Trump and his family with a 747 jet, golf development deals, and billions of dollars of investments.
Can't He has inherited bone spurs.
If you think BIRTH CONTROL pills are “a disrespect of life,” and can’t just say birth control is safe and effective for the overwhelming majority of women with your whole chest, you should NOT be America’s top doctor.
I'm voting NO on Casey Means for Surgeon General.
After Redactions Trump’s State of the Union to be Seventeen Seconds Long
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Reminder: Guess who was Florida's Attorney General from 2011 to 2019 while Epstein was running his sex ring?
Pam Bondi!
This is nothing new for Pam Bondi - she's been ignoring Epstein's crimes for 15 years.
#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
I would like to replace our Secretary of Defense please 🇺🇸
Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC.
Let me get this straight:
Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds?
Release the Epstein files.
The interview Brendan Carr prohibited Stephen Colbert from airing last night. It would be a shame if this was shared with the Blue Sky-verse. I'm sure Brendan Carr would hate that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
Good grief. Everyone knows they were just friends.
Great take by Anne Applebaum on the Witkoff/Kushner negotiations with Russia and would a possible outcome could be.
Video: GPS on CNN
She should sue the maker of the box her wine came in.
Sure, child sex trafficking is bad.
But did you know the Dow is doing well?
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Jamie Raskin said he reviewed an email sent from Epstein to co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell that was a forwarded conversation between Epstein’s lawyers and lawyers for Donald Trump.
The DOJ (illegally) redacted Trump's name in the public files.
What else are they hiding?
Virginia did NOT start this, but we are going to finish it. We must to TURN OUT AND VOTE YES for our Redistricting Amendment on Tuesday, April 21. #virginia #vote #redistricting
Tom Homan Demands ICE Agents Return Their Signing Bonuses to Him in Paper Bag
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If you could handle the truth....this idiot wouldn't be so called leader
White people are putting Mexican flag stickers on their cars to get pulled over and waste ICE's time.
They call it "ICE fishing."
BREAKING: CBP agents who murdered Alex Pretti have been IDENTIFIED: Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Raymundo Gutierrez, 35. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
If the president cannot be sued while in office, then the president should not be able to file suit while in office. Fair is fair.
Trump Reassures Fox News That He Does Not Consider Them Journalists
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Leave it to Bruce! An actual protest song that's moving, stirring and solid! 💙https://youtube.com/watch?v=wWKSoxG1K7w&si=KJqFRSs7pwk0-ydk
Ossoff: "This is a seismic event. This should have people across the country absolutely shook. This is a huge deal. This is an FBI raid on the Fulton County Elections office ... This is a shot across the bow at the midterm elections. He tried to steal power when he lost it in 2020."
Yeah Teddy---The problem isn't that ICE is murdering citizens it is that Trump has the wrong tone.
Let's get so loud about this that Congress has no choice but to impeach Kristi Noem:
A little extra love to Minnesota nurses today.
lol. This is exactly what should happen to you the rest of your miserable life.
Damn proud of Minnesota.
