Yes

I read this in Jack Nicholson's voice.

And I still can't pronounce it

wife: the babysitter let the kids watch breaking bad
me: what season?

Will Israel be using precision strikes like they do in Gaza? If so there will be tens of thousands killed.

Brandon Ingram drop 30 looking like he just smoked a gram of 30% indica.

#raptors

Every now and then we have to remember that the Republicans have to swing their dick around and go "hey look at us!"

So...how does the great distraction end?

Can anyone find the return policy on her website?

Operation Epstein Fury

Wolf Blitzer has to come in on the weekend. He's thinking why couldn't they fucking wait till Monday.

Badumpa kish

Rest in peace Neil Sedaka. Great song with Elton John "Bad Blood" in the 70's

I hope they all had the shits the next day

At least it isn't grapefruit

It's because of the Governor and Kamala Harris's running mate. It is as simple as that. He called Republicans weird which of course he was right to. But they're vengeful pricks.

Imagine her lying about something 😦

Trump surrounded by 20 Epstein’s

“Team USA” meets with Trump

[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow

Oh Christ I forgot about that LOL yep you nailed it!

That's wild! What year was this and what happened? I'm going to make some popcorn and turn on the Golf Channel while you queue up the highlights!

He's like an interstate motel lounge entertainer. Washed up decades ago but doesn't know when to quit.

Russia, Hungary, North Korea etc

If he goes to see Trump in the next couple days he can fucking stay there.

I think it's a person handing you moist warm towels.

You mean we weren't supposed to be doing it??
oops.

They're just people

That looks like the Ikea monkey. I always hoped he would make it.

It's still pisses me off what happened to Northern Electric (Nortel) years ago. I hope those greedy pricks children have warts or something.

Cups of water sitting on an ajar door are still pretty cool.