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Dave "The Knave" White

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Smart alec. He/him. https://order-of-the-jackalope.com

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09.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! (And ordered!)

09.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For my high school JV show, the football team dragged it up and sang a rousing rendition of "Take Back Your Mink" from GUYS & DOLLS. That was in *1992*.

09.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, wild swing and a miss on the ad targeting there

09.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YouTube ar: "Stop getting your eyebrows tattooed!" WHO IS GETTING THEIR EYEBROWS TATTOOED MORE THAN ONCE

09.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, figuratively shitting bricks.

08.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only time I have needed a poop knife (of the disposable plastic sort) was when anaesthesia had messed up my wife's digestion and she was literally shitting bricks.

08.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

New scam idea: marketing regular buttered popcorn as "bulletproof popcorn" with a significant markup.

07.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey CultureHustle: "A shipping label was created" !== "This was shipped." I am not dumb enough to fall for this. Especially since it has now been three days between the creation of said label and the shipper still doesn't have it.

07.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This, of course, blinds him to the fact that SBF's big risks are not actually paying off and that he only takes them in the first place because his entire life has been structured so that he never has to suffer consequences for anything. There's a reason people call him a coddled man-baby.

06.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As to why Lewis was charmed by this human potato in the first place, it's important to remember that Lewis himself is a former finance bro. He likes mavericks who make bold unconventional choices and take big risks that pay off.

06.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that criminal? That's arguable. But it should certainly disqualify SBF and all his associates from being allowed near finance ever again!

06.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The money should not have gone missing in the first place, Michael! You're not supposed to rob Peter to pay Paul!

06.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The basic problem is not that Michael Lewis got charmed by his subject. (How, I have no idea.) The problem is that Lewis maintains that everyone got their money back so there should be no problems.

06.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rereading GOING INFINITE for various reasons and while it's not nearly as bad as it was made out to be at the time, it ain't good either.

06.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

F@!#?

06.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Even F*** works.

06.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You wouldn't have a versioon with a minced oath I could actually wear to the office., would you?

06.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was wondering why everything on TV looked so artificial lately and then realized some process in the background sneakily turned motion smoothing and sharpening back on.

05.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's like they came up with the idea "hot bounty hunter," used that as the core concept for all their world-building, then promptly lost interest making it all a hollow exercise.

04.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Second, given that Barb's defining trait is "beauty" it's astounding that none of the interior artists are any good at drawing pretty girls.

04.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rereading all of BARB WIRE (because why not) and two things strike me

First, Barb feels like a secondary character in her own book. Like the writers really want to be telling another story about, I dunno, the Machine or Motorhead, but are stuck with a main character they aren't interested in.

04.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have so many questions.

04.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean why *wouldn't* you be listening to House To Astonish? It's always a fantastic way to spend an hour, and episodes are now released so sporadically that it gives newcomers a great chance to catch up housetoastonish.com

04.03.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Al & Paul’s podcast might be the first I ever downloaded, and it’s definitely the one I’ve stuck with longest. Just listened to the latest episode on my commute today and nodded along to their expert dissection of Marvel’s current woes & why IMPERIAL didn’t land: www.housetoastonish.com?p=11828

03.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Folks. You should be listening to House to Astonish. www.housetoastonish.com

03.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I suppose Donald Trump is a celebrity and he definitely supports himself...

01.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, I don't mind that my Windows laptop takes twenty minutes to boot up. I do mind that during those twenty minutes it pretends it's usable when it very much is not.

28.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Intelligent Speech Conference 2026 - Companions & Rivals - Podcasting Conference

I am going on in four hours at Intelligent Speech 2026! I should not be this nervous! intelligentspeechonline.com

28.02.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, these are legit. Not as good as fresh curds (obviously) but they still have a nice squeak. www.traderjoes.com/home/product...

27.02.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0