abc_itsDee (@abcitsdee)

Doctor: Any chance you can be pregnant?

Me: I’m a lesbian, so no

Doctor: That’s safe, keep doing that

😂😂

06.03.2026 18:40 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What is not clicking with them people?!

05.03.2026 23:16 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

05.03.2026 23:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Say it again 🗣️

05.03.2026 23:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman in a leather jacket is dancing in a room while a man in a red coat stands behind her . ALT: a woman in a leather jacket is dancing in a room while a man in a red coat stands behind her .

05.03.2026 23:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like why didn’t you just call me after 🙄

05.03.2026 23:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

05.03.2026 23:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not anymore unfortunately 😭

05.03.2026 22:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mhmm yes

05.03.2026 22:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okay! We used to LIVE!

05.03.2026 22:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Y’all remember when chipotle used to sell liquor? 👀

05.03.2026 22:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 3

Mosquitoes are already starting to spawn from Hell 😭😭

05.03.2026 15:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2026 starting off real crazy

03.03.2026 17:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a poster that says mercury is in retrograde on it ALT: a poster that says mercury is in retrograde on it

27.02.2026 16:10 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

😭😭😂😂

26.02.2026 22:29 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Chat look at this shit

26.02.2026 20:29 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

😘

26.02.2026 17:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a close up of a woman 's face shows her teeth ALT: a close up of a woman 's face shows her teeth

26.02.2026 14:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m still trying to figure out how I became important at my job, like everyone COMES TO ME FOR THEIR PROBLEMS 😩

26.02.2026 14:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do agree 😘

26.02.2026 14:06 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2

Good Morning, Beautiful Black People!

26.02.2026 14:01 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

🎯

26.02.2026 14:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have 10 minutes to make it to work on time and I live 20 minutes away 😭

26.02.2026 12:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon woman is laughing while sitting on a chair in a room . ALT: a cartoon woman is laughing while sitting on a chair in a room .

I get Part 2 of Bridgerton tomorrow

25.02.2026 21:16 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Waittttt how yall find this? 👀

25.02.2026 19:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Whole damn state would be renamed after me 😭

25.02.2026 19:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yessss I miss Lestat and all his madness.

25.02.2026 19:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

U.S. Nonprofit Libraries Forced to End Passport Services. Can They… Starting Feb. 13, you won't be able to apply for a U.S. passport at nonprofit public libraries—unless a bipartisan effort to extend the deadline succeeds.

On the 25th day of Black History Month, I will say this:

BROTHERS & SISTERS, I BEG U

GET YOUR FUCKIN PASSPORTS

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25.02.2026 19:06 👍 32 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 4

I got TWO full drawers of bras and panties that NEVER see the light of day, but here I am looking at more sets 😭

25.02.2026 19:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I cleaned my car and now birds think it’s target practice 😭🙄

24.02.2026 21:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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