Chris "Dodgers are pretty good this year" Thorne

Vagina suggests the existence of West Vagina

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

I hope he gets stabbed with a poop knife

You get rid of the tyrants and slavery will disappear with them

Seven what

He's just having a lizard phase, nothing wrong with that

Straight up

To hell with becoming the Joker, somebody needs to become the Punisher

It's days like this I'm glad I have my kiddie pool full of powdered sugar and butter

More like mediocre satan

This is true because dookie is funnier than forks

[frat guy talking about his hysterectomy] just got my fuckin hysty, bro. next up is the phally

Yakko? What'd he do?

trans women are my sisters, trans men my brothers. their struggle is my struggle. their freedom is my freedom.

Stop pre-negotiating. Stop telling voters they have to sacrifice minorities and the marginalized to have a chance of winning. Stop telling voters to settle, to not ask for everything, to be reasonable. Don't be reasonable. Demand the world. The world belongs to us. They don't have more right to it.

Who up wuthering they heights

In the corrupted currents of this world
Offense’s gilded hand may shove by justice,
And oft ’tis seen the wicked prize itself
Buys out the law

i'll repost paul klee paintings and furry piss art on the same afternoon because both things are important for the soul

I'm pretty sure I had a mii that looked like this

A return to a thing that we stopped doing because it was bad? Oh ok

Idk I feel like that's kind of implied?

I hope you never do

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

Guys you can't play your hand like this until it's time to give the verdict

Leguizamo in Romeo and Juliet

I used to go mini viral on Twitter semi regularly by just posting this image of John leguizamo and saying:

Ladies and gentlemen, John leguizamo

everybody online like oh shit the suit guy coming for u like he omar from the fucking wire and not some weird clothing nerd.

Don't mind me I'm just standing directly beneath this streetlamp and staring at your house

Gettin pretty disorderly in here