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@nochance

It’s Chance, from Twitter. You didn’t see shit.

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Latest posts by chance @nochance

Ah ha update app

12.06.2023 21:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nobody talks about the restraint it takes not to punch down when mfers keep punching up.

12.06.2023 21:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait… how?

12.06.2023 21:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Been busy this week, what is happening on bsky? Oh, ass. All ass.

19.05.2023 03:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“They’ll teach twitter’s collapse in business schools”

Maybe? I guess so. Probably less informative than you’d think though. You could also show Wile E Coyote cartoons as part of OSHA training but most workers probably weren’t planning to glue firework rockets on their roller skates

18.05.2023 13:59 👍 624 🔁 146 💬 17 📌 8

Used to be a big fan of sonic the hedgehog… then I saw him reskeeting himself on Bluesky… idk kind of problematic behavior

18.05.2023 03:49 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

Twitter DMs are encrypted in the same way that Tesla cars are self driving.

11.05.2023 11:11 👍 370 🔁 73 💬 13 📌 7

It's so fun seeing all my Twitter mutuals one by one all showing up here.

08.05.2023 01:08 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Pole saw might take down power washer as the most powerful *feeling* tool.

It’s really hard to stop.

07.05.2023 20:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is wild how fast things are snapping back. When we have our first son (now 10), I only had two weeks pay leave from Amazon.

07.05.2023 16:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So what do you wanna talk about?

07.05.2023 04:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice, the butt thread re-emerged!

06.05.2023 22:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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5/5 is more a bluesky sort of holiday

06.05.2023 00:37 👍 44 🔁 3 💬 8 📌 0
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What’s up with the Nobama policy?

06.05.2023 00:06 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope they never add DMs. If you are going to skeet, skeet in public.

05.05.2023 23:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh wow

05.05.2023 23:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you saw me on BlueSky, no you didn’t

05.05.2023 23:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

8-likes, nice, I knew that was a banger

05.05.2023 22:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You put your phone in airplane mode, we are not the same.

05.05.2023 21:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I subscribed to Twitter Blue and didn’t even care it was bad. It was a tip jar to me.

I cancelled when the mass layoffs were announced because I have a policy against tipping fuckheads

05.05.2023 21:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.05.2023 20:56 👍 52 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0

I hear you, but also, the new Metallica album is solid

05.05.2023 20:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am yet to be surprised by the people who try to cut in line during boarding. You can see the entitlement in their eyes

05.05.2023 20:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can you post a timeline TL;DR every day? This was really helpful to catch up

05.05.2023 01:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kids value nothing more than your attention. And looking back, actually doing things will be your best memories

05.05.2023 01:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Writing tip: nobody wants to read your shit

05.05.2023 01:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I saved a little money with the USB-A to USB-C dongle + the cheapest USB-A iPhone cable for the bargain price of $27

05.05.2023 01:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s stuck in my head now, so I wanted to share the love

05.05.2023 01:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

1 877 kars 4 kids,
k-a-r-s kars for kids,
1-877 kars 4 kids,
donate your car today

05.05.2023 01:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This just happened to me in SF, the guy was pretty pushy. When I said no, he took one step to the right and started hassling the next person

05.05.2023 00:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0