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me fangirling over Tiffany

like no they are only two years old wdym

i can’t believe my pups are 6 years old this year wtf

HELL YEAH

HELLO ??? SO FUCKING GORGEOUS

i can’t believe my pups are 6 years old this year wtf

we gotta do a BG3 run together sometime, i bet it would be so fun!

HELL YES! BEST WEEKEND

i wanna do some art today, i think

what games we playing this weekend!? i’m hoping to hop back into ffxiv!

that’s hilarious! he and i send each other memes a lot too, mostly DnD related or just random shit

when i’m bored i just spam my brother with weird text messages

i was trying to be quiet so you could hear her cow but all you can hear is the fucking ominous clock ticking 🤣

our official count: 2 Ravens, 3 crows, 7 bluejays, and i head some new chirps out with the bluejays yesterday and today but i haven’t seen them yet so idk what birds they are. MY ARMY GROWS

the return of my crows! she was perched on top of the Tree of Souls (very fitting) i saw all three have returned! it’s been a while since ive seen them all!

YEAAAH BUDDY!! :D ☕️

hell yeah!! ☕️☕️

who’s ready for coffee this morning!? ☕️

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LMAOOOOO i love that

MR. X scares the shit tits out of me 🤣🤣 even the old game, like he came through that wall and i’m like “NOPE”

i have two dogs but unfortunately one of them sees the mice as tiny friends and the other ones just doesn’t care 😭 Pancake will hunt all bugs and all birds but mice? she doesn’t care

omg thank you to the beautiful soul that sent me food money via cashapp 😭 thank you thank you thank you

this is the Screaming Echo Of Winter

ready to defend her castle from….the ghost dog that barks exactly like her

shoutout to anyone who read that whole story

should i tell more tales of the lives of Cass and Pancake? stay tuned to find out also here’s Cass

idk if they do tho cuz i do not talk to my neighbors but i think the entire town can hear Cass arguing with herself all winter long and i kinda want to apologize but also, it keeps people away from my house because they think my dog is insane, so…free security system.

okay goodnight. (3/3)

a screaming contest with herself for 10 minutes running around trying to figure out where this mystery barking is coming from meanwhile i am in the doorway quietly talking to her so my voice doesnt echo to convince her to pls just come inside where there is no echo. our neighbors prolly hate us(2/3)

fun Cass fact before i fall asleep: during winter, sound echoes a lot more. that is relevant i swear, just hear me out. Cass preemptively barks when she’s let out in the mornings, you know just in case there’s something out there. but her bark echos in wintertime so she’s just out there having (1/3)

i was suddenly face to face with it and we just kinda stared at each other for a minute 😅 i think we were both surprised. and i was like “awww why do you have to be so cute!? i have to get rid of you!” i can usually catch the voles when they get in here but mice are much harder to just grab