Simon Templar

He probably means we didn’t kill or displace nearly enough civilians in Vietnam.

Joe Namath said, “No”?

You mean “Audrey”, or is this a knockoff of a knockoff? 🤔

That mf’er lies like he’s auditioning for wh press secretary.

“Write me a hit song in the style of 2010 katy perry”

Says a lot when you’re too stupid for Fox News.

It’s a shame NH doesn’t get better options. You’d think they’d be receptive.

Did Fetterman think some of the nominees were somehow not pro-genocide enough??

I like the Jamie Hayter philosophy… “If you don’t duck, that’s on you”

She’s way too good for that shithole.

Wrestlers and anime characters you think would get along 🤼‍♀️

He’s basically Juice with a hat

I’ve never been more “shoot or work?” confused in my life.

And everyone else says that half the shit Russo did should never have been allowed on tv.

Dad needs to spend more time in the backyard with that kid if his reaction to a baseball is “duck and cover”

As long-time Mets fan, all I can say is, who tf are these guys??

Why tf is she such a big fan of Blackstone?

Snowfall forecast in which everything from “less than 3 inches” to “greater than 14 inches” has basically been assigned the same probability.

Just say “Your guess is as good as ours”

Did you type this with one of those Stephen Hawking gizmos?

A Rage Against the Machine sticker on a Tesla.

I’d rather call it bluffing, because as soon as you push back, its “false memories” miraculously clear up.

So does this mean we’re about to drone the shit out of Juarez? 🤦‍♂️

I hate that she even has to ask.

Wow, I can’t believe they’d waste that bet on such a lower liquidity event 😂

And I’m sure there was a “Will a dog run down the Olympic ski course” prop bet on polymarket that just made someone a lot of money 🤦‍♂️

Seeing MJF referred to as “the non-Brody King guy” by normies, is a hilarious turn of events #AEW

Ok, just let me know the next time a wwe crowd chants something more politically charged than, “Yeet!”

Without seeing the actual study or any data, I absolutely get to “not buy it”. And since you’re saying “wwe fans are more right leaning”, I don’t even think we’re disagreeing.

I don’t buy this generalization. I can’t possibly imagine this happening at a wwe show.

How ‘bout 1 minute? 😂

If Hangman isn’t wearing a cup vs. Andrade, then we know he doesn’t watch the product #AEW #AEWDynamite