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Floating a theory that all Superman media can be mapped on a pair of axes labeled “Superman is/isn’t American,” and “and that’s good/bad.”

21.02.2026 03:38 👍 133 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 0
19.02.2026 13:31 👍 19922 🔁 3862 💬 143 📌 85

STOP playing music loud in bars, I am trying to DRINK and you are making NOISE that is LOUD

14.02.2026 04:02 👍 348 🔁 17 💬 15 📌 1

Cuba being the communist country that tries way too hard is low key one of the funnier recurring bits in international politics. Nicky K. got fed up with Castro trying to goad him into starting a nuclear war and had to walk Fidel through why America nuking Cuba repeatedly would be bad.

10.02.2026 15:07 👍 119 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 0

This is just me with Moser Roth chocolates from aldi

02.02.2026 22:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

27.01.2026 00:22 👍 23468 🔁 7822 💬 332 📌 882

this is almost certain to occur.

24.01.2026 19:28 👍 202 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 0
A 5L jug of 30% soju

A 5L jug of 30% soju

The worst idea bulk thing I ever saw in a grocery store was the big jug of red cap soju in SK

23.01.2026 22:21 👍 59 🔁 3 💬 10 📌 7

Does anyone know of an immigration attorney in Houston who they recommend? I have a friend of a friend in need and am reaching out to all my networks. Feel free to dm me

22.01.2026 18:18 👍 17 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 0

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

22.01.2026 03:43 👍 936 🔁 122 💬 20 📌 4

this reminds me that because my parents were so strict and anytime i was away from them other kids noticed i felt way more beholden to obeying rules than them, i developed a lifelong impression that still remains on some psychological level that most people *dislike morality* and admire misdeeds

18.01.2026 03:59 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

You described this as Wario Long Beach and honestly I think that’s an insult to Wario

16.01.2026 19:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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15.01.2026 13:32 👍 1040 🔁 265 💬 8 📌 3
an aeromorph in silhouette, high above, the sun directly behind. clouds circle around. a long engine plume sweeps the lower half of the canvas in a half-spiral.

"into that great unknown."

an aeromorph in silhouette, high above, the sun directly behind. clouds circle around. a long engine plume sweeps the lower half of the canvas in a half-spiral. "into that great unknown."

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wind under wing

13.01.2026 20:47 👍 131 🔁 44 💬 2 📌 0

theophite ended up in poster's Valhalla smh

14.01.2026 05:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i will go to my deathbed ashamed that i lived in an america were secret police grabbed citizens off the street

13.01.2026 21:17 👍 566 🔁 106 💬 9 📌 0

I'm starting to suspect that 20-30 year long bull markets in specific asset classes may occasionally lead to unworthy individuals becoming very wealthy and powerful.

12.01.2026 18:47 👍 450 🔁 44 💬 6 📌 6

The Plot to Enslave America.

This slowdown in the labor market was precisely the outcome that the oligarchs who brought trump back into power were trying to engineer.

The thing they hated about the Biden economy wasn't $50 burrito taxis, but 3% unemployment

11.01.2026 15:27 👍 553 🔁 133 💬 8 📌 4

Critical issue of not having a weird furry on the character design team methinks

11.01.2026 18:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The 21st century elite have all the avarice that wealth brings without even being constrained by a sense of noblesse oblige it SUCKS

10.01.2026 05:03 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The year is 2099. The M1A6 SEPV8 soldiers on, an M2 Browning still mounted on its roof.

Overhead flies a B-52.

09.01.2026 20:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy fuck they actually did it

08.01.2026 23:44 👍 6945 🔁 1851 💬 44 📌 18

Today’s Nazis aren’t even good at building rockets. No one’s gonna operation paperclip them for their posts and streams.

09.01.2026 06:10 👍 315 🔁 46 💬 7 📌 0

The same government that tried to throw a man in a hole for agg assault when he threw a sandwich at a stormtrooper, btw

08.01.2026 15:47 👍 112 🔁 27 💬 2 📌 1

I love that someone on here was like "it's not the agency so much as the people in it" and Bill Fucking Kristol is like "ABOLISH ICE" and if you can't get on Bills level well

08.01.2026 03:17 👍 2031 🔁 241 💬 26 📌 8

masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.

07.01.2026 19:36 👍 12991 🔁 3680 💬 235 📌 73

Watching the video is not penance. It will in no way shrive you or absolve you of more effective action. It is a justification for said actions.

07.01.2026 19:47 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video.

The Trump administration is lying.

07.01.2026 19:47 👍 7010 🔁 2119 💬 448 📌 175

The video shows an execution. And as we saw with George Floyd, there will be a tidal wave of creeps, bigots, and grifters telling you it doesn't. It's already started, I imagine.

Don't let them.

07.01.2026 18:30 👍 492 🔁 110 💬 3 📌 1

Of all the competitive authoritarian developments of the past year I think the fall of CBS News is among the most chilling. That this can happen to easily and so quickly freaks me the fuck out.

04.01.2026 02:24 👍 3714 🔁 863 💬 69 📌 29