Amber 🏳️‍⚧️

Ted Nivison has the perfect voice for the whole

*record scratch, freeze frame*

"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation."

The urge to move to a remote cabin in the woods grows stronger with each and every day. I'm starting to think I could even get by without internet.

The weather outside is so nice, I wanna have a picnic with my wife and invite all our friends

Reading a book in a hammock rn would fix me

I want a hammock so bad

My cat, rather than bother my wife who is currently awake and moving about, has instead chosen to yowl around the bedroom where I was trying to sleep in a little bit more...

:3

My wife just said "Why aren't we making rhubarb pie RIGHT NOW!?" and honestly I dont think I've ever agreed with a sentence more in my life.

I wanna make Johnny Cakes so bad right now. Been watching so much Townsends lately and it's about to make me go cook on the firepit outside 😂

I miss Vine lol

Currently writing what I can only describe as "goofy shenanigans music".

:3

That looked so painful, are you okay? 😭

Relatable 😅

A vibrant red ladybug with black spots and some white spots on its head crawls on cherrys hand

The ladybug traverses the peak of cherrys middle finger

Hanging out with this lady 🐞

A tiny friend!!

DID YOU KNOW???

gay

Getting a HERsterectomy

My wife is all about Digimon lmao, I'm gonna have to ask her about it 😂

EP032 - Dexterity | Critical DMG Podcast | Game Boy Review YouTube video by Critical DMG

another puzzle game? well, sorta. this week's #CriticalDMG #podcast is on Dexterity for the #GameBoy, and it's got a bit more action than you'd expect!
episode highlights include:
- have you heard of Othello??
- it's a boardgame, just FYI.
- look, it just helps if you already know Othello, okay??

🫂 🫂 🫂

My boss will let me come into work late if I tell them I'm eepy, right?

Thankfully, I have the best wife ever and she is beyond happy to take a "vacation" with me by playing a new video game together 🥰

Thinking back, its funny how many ads I get for travel, vacations, theme parks, cruises, etc. You're wasting your money yall. We can't afford it.

This popped into my head cause my wife is watching a video where someone spends $3k on a single day at a theme park and I can't even begin to describe how impossible that sounds to me 😂 That's so many bills, groceries, I could be a millionaire and I probably still wouldn't let myself have that haha

Realizing that the only reason I'm still financially stable is because I haven't taken a vacation in about a decade. And the last thing I can think of that qualifies was an anime convention. Like I can't even imagine spending money on travel anymore.

My wife just said in a joking way, "Heaven forbid a woman love her wife." And I was all, "I mean... yeah? They kinda do, right?" 😂

I obviously can't share the name of that old OC cause it would basically mean deadnaming myself if you know how KH Nobody names work, but as I recall they fought with a pair of gauntlets, one junctioning Shiva and one with Ifrit (big FFVIII fan lol), and yes I wrote fanfics about them... 😅🤣

For those of you who may doubt I would've, let me remind you that me and a couple of my friends in like 9th grade not only had our own OC Org XIII members that we would discuss and make art / write about, but we also would RP as them at school. 😅😭