What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croak-a-Cola. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why was the broom late? It swept in. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
How do you organize a space party? You planet. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What did the paper say to the pencil? You have a point. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a kangaroo who’s bad at telling jokes? Hopelessly unfunny. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why can’t you trust stairs? They’re always up to something. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer