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Eleanor Mason

@eleanormwrites

Comedy scriptwriter/director πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Less a stream of consciousness, more the occasional worrying drip of consciousness from under the sink. Will post pics of my cat. She/her eleanormason.co.uk

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*guy who thinks "crossing the rainbow bridge" means coming out as queer* I cant believe how homophobic dog owners are

01.03.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 880 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
Eleanor embroidering on fake skin worn by an actor

Eleanor embroidering on fake skin worn by an actor

Eleanor embroidering on fake skin worn by an actor

Eleanor embroidering on fake skin worn by an actor

*not real skin!!! * also made an embroidered contribution to this art piece, varicose vein lovers please enjoy these photos of my frog-like squat

27.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
2 badges on a tube seat, one reading encourage lesbianism and one reading queers bash back

2 badges on a tube seat, one reading encourage lesbianism and one reading queers bash back

Photo of Eleanor on the tube

Photo of Eleanor on the tube

Picked up some new badges + made it in time for the Thameslink

27.02.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Queens House lit up

Queens House lit up

Drag artist performing in a historical building

Drag artist performing in a historical building

Every year Queen's House in Greenwich has a big lgtbq+ history night and this year I saw a personal ad from 1915 written by a "musical loving" man after a beard

27.02.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Poops off

27.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching my toilet spewing waste but at least the plumber is on her way. Sadly can't turn on TV because of the poo but I'm sure she'll be here soon

27.02.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Hope you're all happy, I just lost my job at Tactical Choice

27.02.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Losing in Gorton and Denton is alright actually because you can pop to the Trafford Centre after and do laser quest

27.02.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Keir Starmer is reading about the cold war today, calling it a "straight fight between the United States and France."

27.02.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Keir Starmer is watching twilight today, calling it a "straight fight between Jacob and Mike."

27.02.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The people of Gorton and Denton have voted overwhelmingly to give heroin to Sir Keir Starmer’s son, and I hope the prime minister will now do the decent thing.

27.02.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 489 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
a dril tweet:

turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

a dril tweet: turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

27.02.2026 05:59 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being bankrolled by the richest and most powerful people in the world and still losing hilarious day to be reform uk

27.02.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who else forgot about Your Party this is a safe space

26.02.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got to see the wonderful collection of carved stones at Groam House Museum, Rosemarkie today. A very special place #medievalsky big thanks to curator Aila

25.02.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 457 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

You do short films so you can do long films so eventually you can do extra long films and then that's art

26.02.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

25.02.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 8317 πŸ” 1773 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 90
Dick and Dom's Cat - singing the "Stoke on Trent #song"
Dick and Dom's Cat - singing the "Stoke on Trent #song" YouTube video by Thom Goddard

Caught up on pottery throw down tonight so had to remind myself of the best song of all time youtu.be/DOnqBFYSQK0?...

25.02.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The STARCH god I bet his stomach was like Dr beckmann

25.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Poetry

25.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is all incredible but "for my part, however, specifically, I'm sorry to have failed on this occasion to keep my instinct for partying..." feels like one of those improv games where each person adds the next word to try and make a sentence

25.02.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't believe I've not heard this, next time we see each other I'm going to need a full breakdown

25.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That is BANANAS

25.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A friendship group can't function without one person being a little bit fascist

25.02.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 

The phrase β€˜Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen β€˜His name’

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase β€˜Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen β€˜His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

25.02.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 14997 πŸ” 2988 πŸ’¬ 194 πŸ“Œ 237
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Eleanor Mason comedy writer/director

Just updated my carrd website which I made by hand through cutting up those free magazines you can get on the tube/ outside sainos plus a couple of printed photos EleanorMason.co.uk

25.02.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

24.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 8141 πŸ” 2120 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 265

- LOTR is about a world at war.
- A world war?
- No.
- Right.
- Imagine worlds, warring.
- A world war?
- No way. Think of a colossal fight.
- Colossal. Or maybe extraordinary? Or Great, like, a Great War?
- Yeah, yeah I'd say it's about a Great War.
- THE Great War?
- How dare you.

24.02.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for the next series of The Crown (prosecution service)

19.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tfw you didn't study much medieval history at school

19.02.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 1150 πŸ” 185 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 24