In celebration of Kristi Noem's firing, everyone has to pet a dog.
In celebration of Kristi Noem's firing, everyone has to pet a dog.
Dangit, I was already beaten to it.
Kristi Noemβore.
I miss the ability to follow artists.
What Verizon didnβt tell me when I signed up for their WiFi was that itβs only $30 for a brief period, and then the price eventually doubles. Pretty sneaky, sis.
It's an oxymoron, like "pretty ugly" or "House of Representatives."
You can all have a little good news, as a treat.
I am sorry that I am not allergic to mouse urine.
Screenshot of an allergy test result proving that I am not allergic to mouse urine, in case you were wondering.
I know you've all been wondering and I am happy to report that I am not, in fact, allergic to mouse urine.
And thatβs why heβs my favorite.
The most squid squid.
βDinosaur Marketβ sounds like a series waiting to happen.
βSupport the Troopsβ comes so much easier to most politicians than βEnd the War,β even though the best way to support the troops is to end the war.
Don't you know we got smart bombs
It's a good thing that our bombs are clever
Don't ya know that the smart bombs are so clever
They only kill bad people now
Song: War Again
Album: Boingo
I canβt bang this drum loudly enough, but here goes: SUPPORT! INDEPENDENT! ARTISTS! MUSICIANS! FILMMAKERS! AUTHORS! CREATIVES! These companies do not care about us. You should!
Art by me of a Psyduck holding its head, eyes wide open, as colourful cosmic patterns swirl around it.
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Big Burger is watching you.
I want to see *this* version!
Remember: hate watching is still watching.
I rolled my eyes right out of my skull.
I already know the state of the union. Not great.
Fire wocka-wocka with me.
Just when it had started to melt...
Guillotines it is then.
Can we get one of you in Philly?
Iβm sorry but WHERE is the spooky chihuahua??
"Notable names include House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and Sen. Martin Heinrich."
HOW INTERESTING.
Crazy Harry of βThe Muppet Showβ done up to resemble the character Beetlejuice.
Crazy Harryjuice