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Picture of Elias at night, without his glasses, looking into the camera.

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Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

New York is investigating the death of Nurul Amin Shah Alam AG Letitia James will head an "independent assessment" of what happened to the Blind Rohingya refugee who Border Patrol dumped in Buffalo.

New York Attorney General Letitia James is investigating the death of Nurul Amin Shah Alam, a Blind Rohingya refugee who died in the cold streets of Buffalo days after Border Patrol dumped him without coordinating with his family or lawyers.

A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each Pokémon. The text says: In honor of Pokémon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed Pokémon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters. Rank Name Generation Monthly searches 1 Pikachu Generation 1 685,100 2 Flamigo Generation 9 374,600 3 Charizard Generation 1 310,900 4 Charmeleon Generation 1 250,400 5 Squirtle Generation 1 215,800 6 Eevee Generation 1 214,500 7 Mewtwo Generation 1 209,100 8 Snorlax Generation 1 207,600 9 Gengar Generation 1 192,100 10 Ditto Generation 1 175,500 11 Bulbasaur Generation 1 171,600 12 Charmander Generation 1 169,400 13 Grafaiai Generation 9 166,900 14 Gardevoir Generation 3 149,800 15 Lopunny Generation 4 144,900

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?”

“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

Exclusive | FDA’s Controversial Vaccines Chief Will Leave the Agency Dr. Vinay Prasad will depart in April, after a year leading the division that approves vaccines and biotech drugs.

Vinay Prasad is out again at FDA in April.

www.wsj.com/health/healt...

me too. Wish everyone was on board

that’s why I present socially acceptable, like everyone is cool with it

timeline of events over a three year period represented by owls - an event occurs every three months

A youtuber called CheatSheetProductions analyzed the Age of Scorpius timeline in relation to Milo Winter's AuDHD and figured out his typical three month period between major announcements is likely the result of cyclical dopamine-seeking. This is such a weird way to learn something about myself

Prosecutors are losing key witnesses in criminal cases because they are getting deported by this administration.

The lawlessness of ICE and CBP makes us all less safe.

it should be socially acceptable to lick your plate clean if the meal was so good it moved you to do so

Mamdani needs to call the president about all this and give him the old razzle dazzle again

White House wishing they had an “edit after post” button too

a magic carpet that can’t fly but can do a really good coin vanish

A four quadrant scatterplot with the x axis labeled “raw animal sex appeal” to “endearing posh mojo” and the y axis labeled “has working understanding of what society is” to “does not know how society operates” with George of the Jungle, Rocky of Rocky Horror, JCVD in Universal Soldier, Leopold, Duke of Albany, Mark-Francis Vandelli, and Austin Powers arranged in a roughly diagonal line from the top left to bottom right

I have made the chart

Reminder:

Check sure you have enough war supplies BEFORE starting a war.

New Yorkers can write to the Mayor and share that you would like to see Eric Wilson Jr., eighteen years old, released from custody immediately, and with no charges pressed and no record, and an apology given to him and his family.

Seems he may have thrown a snowball.

www.nyc.gov/mayors-offic...

NYPD charges 18-year-old in viral Washington Square Park snowball fight He is the second person police have arrested in the incident, in which two officers were pelted with snowballs.

This is ridiculous.

gothamist.com/news/nypd-ch...

There is no possible way for kids in AP Government in HS right now to answer any questions about how the American government works correctly

Q: 'Checks and balances'
A: ...eh, well... not so much

Q: 'cooperating with court orders'
A: ah, well... only if you want to

Q: 'War Crimes'
Teacher: I quit

guy who describes talking to and playing with his children as “breaking the fourth wall”

Please I'm currently at $20 of $1000 needed to cover my medication and my phone bill. Im currently bedridden with covid and cant do any delivery work. Any help would mean the world. Thank you 🖤🖤🖤

microdosing friday by saying thank goodness it's friday all the time

Marsupials previously thought extinct for millennia discovered in New Guinea The chances of finding one mammal species thought to be lost was ‘almost zero’ and finding two is ‘unprecedented’, biologist Tim Flannery says

Wow! www.theguardian.com/environment/...

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

Now that they're trying to pretend their war is not a war, they've gone back to calling it the Defense Department.

At least 33 pardoned insurrectionists face other criminal charges—but many are now going free - CREW | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington At least 33 January 6th insurrectionists pardoned by Trump have been rearrested, charged or sentenced for other crimes since January 6, 2021.

By the end of last year, CREW had tracked at least 33 insurrectionists facing other charges, including four who were charged with crimes allegedly committed after Trump pardoned them.

The flurry of news this week brings the number of alleged reoffenders up to SEVEN.

It’s been a busy week for pardoned January 6th insurrectionists:

This week alone, THREE more insurrectionists were charged with committing new crimes since they got pardoned by President Trump last year 🧵

Even if it takes years, we have to bring EVERYONE who made this happen to justice. No moving on, no letting this go.

Revenge is good enough motivation for me personally, but the nobler and important reason is to ensure that anyone who thinks of doing this again knows they’ll rot in prison for it.

I’ve started sayin “He’s wearing a wire!” when I see these glasses.

One man overheard and pulled them off. 😭😭😭