Other than library books, trans people, gay, black or female characters in any media, vaccines, the very existence of soy as a thing which can optionally be purchased, wind turbines, drag queens that they will never actually see and pronouns conservatives don't get triggered about anything really
Millennials:
"Rawr means I love you in dinosaur"
"Epic bacon!!1!!!11!1one!"
*literally gets mustache tattooed on index finger*
Also millennials:
"OMG it's so stupid how kids say 67"
All that bruising and bad hand makeup is where Trump has been having to cover up his MS-13 tattoo
People will play Pokemon and then not believe in evolution
Please never ask me to normalize anything I don't know how
Tifa will always be my #1 bad bitch because in a game where you were fighting monsters and demigods she was like I'm just gonna try punching it in the mouth
Just throw it into gpt like everyone else
"Superman is woke now" yeah a two hour feature film where Superman just flies around picking up Mexicans and putting them in American Auschwitz would fucking suck ass lmao
They would never ask him this, it has nothing to do with Israel
I WON'T EAT THE BUGS
People really just don't have the hubris to challenge the gods like they used to
Going outside like damn this is really what it feels like when the wizard doesn't ask how big the room is huh
"So anyway a Jedi could never be constipated right because they could always use the Force to just open things up down there."
Uber driver: "we've been at your destination for 15 minutes please get out"
I mean *gestures at everything*
Hotel room thermostat set to 71: sweltering, humid, like eating Swamp Thing's ass
Hotel room thermostat set to 70: frostbite, instantly
Zoomers will never understand how cathartic it was before cell phones and you could just slam the phone down to angrily hang up on someone
If I was a noodle I like to think I'd be one of the fancier more sophisticated noodles like a fusilli or something but deep down I know I'm just a spaghetti
Only $250,000,000? What are you, a farmer?
Ask not for whom the Baja Blasts
FULL MAGNETS
ACAB includes Scruff McGruff
Death is one of the 7 or 8 worst things that could happen to a person
If Trump and Elon couldn't make it work what chance do any of us have 💔
Grown ass men really sit down on the Internet and have one tab open about being an alpha male and one tab open about THIS ACTUAL CHILD MINOR IS NOT HOT ENOUGH AND IT MAKES ME MAD
No you're fucking dead
RFK Jr taking the vaccines from your body and replacing it with beef tallow:
AI literally can't do worse than the people making the drive through now
Too political
"Consumer confidence is at an all time low" is literally just "the vibes are off" for economists
Actually that guy really did have MS-13 tattooed on his knuckles he just had them tattoo it so it looked like Photoshop, IDIOT
