Rosie The Reaper

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

Funny stumbling across this. I'm a trend director in the craft world (working with small and large retail) and this has been such a hot topic. Protesting and crafting are always tied, and the ripple effects on design are long lasting. Happy to discuss more if you want to!

After Careful Thought, I Have Decided That Our Ship Actually Is Being Attacked by the Kraken

For a long time I resisted the idea that the multiple tentacles tearing at the thin wooden planks of our vessel represented some kind of 'sea monster' threat. But when the facts change, I change my mind.

Ghostly Victorian child can't hear you over the joyous squelch of the jellied eels.

Flamin' Hot Mosquitoes

anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?

"Out damn clot, out I say"

- Lady Macbeth performing vascular surgery

number one reason sock puppets become single is laundry

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect

It is offensive to me that even in our late stage capitalist society if I want pizza and sunglasses I have to go to two different huts

I can do anything I set my mind to after panicking first.

Virgo: This is the week you finally find out how guillotine-proof your neck really is.

sometimes you bada your bings
sometimes your bings bada you

😂

Just got dream job with DOGE! Thanks to everyone’s help and advice here. You all were right! Changing my name to Goebbles D. Znutz clinched the gig.

“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror."

Just feeling Pratchetty today.

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

I really liked this movie! Why can't these guys just let people enjoy things.

Omg, yes this has happened too. 🤣

She slayed. I slode. We slew.

I'm saving that for sugary cereals.

Marrying a man with excellent taste has its downsides. The main one being that he refuses to buy me spaghettios.

Getting all oiled up for my date with destiny

What I have isn't exactly free will, but it's similar, like an orca.

Careful might get elected to something.

The abyss called. Your screams are noted.

Photo of the USPS commemorative Good Night Moon forever stamps.

We must preserve the US Postal Service because UPS or FedEx would never do this.