Freddy Raccoon

oh freds jussed wanna hav frys!

((^^ 2 the toon of ""gerls jussed wanna hav fuh ((big soop!))""))

if you need about a hunjrid rubber babey buggey bumpers jussed be awair their hard to oarder.

o also i got my Peech Tee wich is the biggist digree their is.

when sumone was mad at humfree bowgart and they said ""humf""! and then he said a short verzion of their name bac to them it probly confuzed them for a seckened and then litened the mood.

why isent ennyone evver dressed to the 8s or the 7s?? its lyke bizz cajh with snaz ((ecspensiv cloth, shiney eccesserys)). then evryone could say ""check out this liddle numbir"".

pleaze stop notissing!! we are going to make amairica stelthy again.

LISSED OF THE NEW POLIDICLY CORECT THINGS TO SAY

""a niccle for your noshions""
""rich unkle niccleniccers""
""a dyme ritained is a dyme rigained""
""in for a corder, in for a pounder with cheaze""
""see a silver doller, grab it off the ground, then sacajawia will tern your lyfe around""

welp! the lassed penney has come and gone. all the ecstras will get ""sent"" to the planit formirley known as pludo. i had herd penneys went bankrupped during co-vid but i gess it was jussed that peeple lossed their ""sents"" of smelling strong ""sents?"" ennyway Ressed In Peece ((Of Munney.))

in todays amairica the band ade rips YOU off!! im bleeding munney over hear. at this point we should jussed cut out the middil man and use doller bills. ##skinflaishin ##WURSEDade

my balony has a firsed name, its O S K E R. my balony has a middil name, its M U D D I L S T O N. my balony has a lassed name, its W U R N I S S. my balony has a tidle, its T H E SPAICE T H E R D. my balony has anuther tidle, its E S K W I R E.

im pritty shure they acshualy do ""twice baked"" crootons ONCE but realy hot. i cant say enny more untill i conclood my investagaishin.

if we are going north amairican it should be the firsed racoon pope. im not an offishial bishop but im pritty good at moving dyagonal.

one makes loafs round and the uther loafs around.

i hate to brake it to you but you arent getting noochrishion out of that yeest. the noochrishion FOR the yeest is YOU.