Margaret Jordan

Thank you so much! Baby socks never even occurred to me and I will definitely give them a go!

Would LOVE advice!!!

Those are so gorgeous!!! One of my biggest goals in life is to learn how to knit socks but I get bamboozled every time I try.

if you're wondering what this means for the water situation this year, the answer involves a lot of hyperventilating

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

I actually want to pay taxes. I just want to have those taxes go to public goods and not fucking bombs and concentration camps

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Is anyone else experiencing debilitating amounts of dread?

oh just a thought if your plan for overthrowing the Iranian government depends on the Iranian public rising up, you likely shouldn't have defunded the American government run news agency that speaks in Farsi.

no matter how hard smart romance people try to steer an interview, most WILL inevitably end up dead-ending behind a grimy bar with, "who can say why they choose to be so frivolous"

If you live in California, Gavin Newsom will help you buy an electric car. And if you sleep in that car, Gavin Newsom will have the police come shoot you

I find it extremely difficult to believe that anyone experiencing what honestly looks like the apocalypse is going to regard it as a form of liberation or that anyone responsible for it actually cares about how Iranians regard it at all.

apocalyptic

I come from farming stock on both sides of the family and the general vibe was “get me the fuck off this farm, I will join the military if I have to” which is also why there are so many veterans on both sides.

The book Prairie Fires was incredibly eye opening.

A handful of Republicans in Congress & Supreme Court can end this nightmare any time they choose, and history will remember them as saviors of the republic, no matter what terrible things they did to US in last 10 years: insane we cannot find a few volunteers for this plum deal!

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

I guess it’s just 90 degrees in LA in March now

that’s fun, that seems promising for the future

This is what ecocide looks like.

It's literally raining oil in Tehran. This is eco-terrorism.

nobody involved in this shit should ever be forgiven

me a year ago:oh this cat wants to drink from the faucet so cute lemme run it fir him he deserves a little treat

me now: so if I run to the sink and fill up a glass really really fast in one motion maybe I can get some water before he gets here?

This morning in Tehran. It's presently raining oil, per CNN

christians looking for jesus in every war we start, every missile we fire, every conquering despot we crown, and never in the one place jesus promised he could be found: among the poor, the starving, the oppressed.

you do not need to wait for jesus to “come back.” dig through the rubble of any bombed out apartment complex, office building or, yes, girls’ school, and you’ll find him there, covered in dust.

He's right, you know.

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.

I just think like. Has Disney considered just rereleasing the original movie in the theaters, because that would be basically free and I also still need something to do with my kids every weekend.