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I write lesbians on the internet. If you know me IRL, congratulations, you’re also at the devil’s sacrament. They/them, 31 My stuff- https://linktr.ee/draculafactory Occasionally NSFW. Banner by @charger-lens.bsky.social
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I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering “distractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
You also forgot we can't get the good sunscreen anymore
i work with words for a living, so I am biased, but I really think we've got to bring back words. really useful if you imbue them with meaning and arrange them properly!
move slow and repair things
This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.
anthropic: I have made AI
tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
a lot of what has made discourse insane is that there's an entire crop of guys who live in dc, do a ton of uppers, and have massive gender insecurity around the fact that they're soft-handed scribes
Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
i'm not an economist but if 900 people can afford to fund $3,000 checks to damn near everyone else in america and still be insanely fuckin rich afterwards maybe they have too much fuckin money
Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.
This is how you write a goddamn headline.
Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.
Musk, worth $829 billion, owns X.
Bezos, worth $234 billion, owns The Washington Post & Twitch.
Zuckerberg, worth $231 billion, owns Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp.
And now Larry Ellison, worth $202 billion, is about to control CNN, CBS, TikTok & HBO.
Yes, this is oligarchy.
when he's worked up in a big tizzy like this, trying to be an informed american citizen with an awareness of the geopolitical landscape is just an effort to digitally concuss yourself
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.
trying out a new feature, lmk if it works
The Pokemon Pokopia logo where the text has been replaced with the phrase “deez nuts”
I’m only a little sorry
There’s a real chance Geoff tries to make a joke about this at The Game Wards next year and I need you all to get mad at him about it if that happens.
People are losing their livelihoods over this.
This literally is a real plan. It tells you exactly where the money comes from and where it’s going. Other legislators can signal support for it, and it can be integrated into reelection platforms whether candidates vote for or against it.
Bernie’s doing exactly what he should be doing rn.
Remember what I said about how, when Trump is flailing, they start inserting a fake, fictional Trump into their stories, who is acting rationally and sanely?
To the for-profit media, peace is messy. It requires critical thinking, empathy, and compromise, none of which are interesting to write about.
War is so much easier by comparison. It can be broken down into easily digestible numbers and statistics from clearly defined sides.
It’s a no-brainer.
Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.
Please don't post photos of dead children, or videos of dead children, or yell DONT LOOK AWAY. You are sick. Log off. Touch grass. You have PTSD and are inflicting it on us all. If you are not in media/ a conflict researcher/ etc you do NOT need to consume Horrors. Blocking lots right now.
THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU
pokemon fanart. New starters Browt, Pombon and Gecqua
New babies.. #pokemon
a close up of the new Pokemon browt, who is a bird with very large eyebrows
when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
three fluffy orange pomeranians that progressively get bigger and more fluffy
this is the only thing I will accept for the pombon evolutions