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I write lesbians on the internet. If you know me IRL, congratulations, you’re also at the devil’s sacrament. They/them, 31 My stuff- https://linktr.ee/draculafactory Occasionally NSFW. Banner by @charger-lens.bsky.social

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Phone wallpaper if you want it

09.03.2026 14:02 👍 2236 🔁 766 💬 24 📌 11

I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering “distractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power

09.03.2026 13:48 👍 5211 🔁 1279 💬 94 📌 63
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon

panel one:
three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. 

panel two:
the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested.

panel three:
as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-"

panel four
phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

07.03.2026 02:45 👍 6870 🔁 2134 💬 2 📌 88

You also forgot we can't get the good sunscreen anymore

06.03.2026 20:09 👍 507 🔁 54 💬 10 📌 1

i work with words for a living, so I am biased, but I really think we've got to bring back words. really useful if you imbue them with meaning and arrange them properly!

06.03.2026 19:50 👍 2316 🔁 258 💬 118 📌 16

move slow and repair things

06.03.2026 12:06 👍 3695 🔁 1194 💬 5 📌 0

This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.

06.03.2026 17:09 👍 2052 🔁 519 💬 29 📌 14

anthropic: I have made AI

tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

06.03.2026 16:17 👍 2871 🔁 463 💬 35 📌 9

a lot of what has made discourse insane is that there's an entire crop of guys who live in dc, do a ton of uppers, and have massive gender insecurity around the fact that they're soft-handed scribes

06.03.2026 19:31 👍 2238 🔁 273 💬 19 📌 33

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

06.03.2026 00:50 👍 3595 🔁 494 💬 36 📌 11

i'm not an economist but if 900 people can afford to fund $3,000 checks to damn near everyone else in america and still be insanely fuckin rich afterwards maybe they have too much fuckin money

05.03.2026 13:03 👍 2373 🔁 641 💬 24 📌 3

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

05.03.2026 18:56 👍 14937 🔁 2682 💬 312 📌 123
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This is how you write a goddamn headline.

05.03.2026 06:53 👍 16203 🔁 2944 💬 436 📌 137
Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

18.09.2025 15:17 👍 10212 🔁 2237 💬 82 📌 126

When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.

04.03.2026 01:07 👍 9934 🔁 969 💬 328 📌 56

Musk, worth $829 billion, owns X.

Bezos, worth $234 billion, owns The Washington Post & Twitch.

Zuckerberg, worth $231 billion, owns Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp.

And now Larry Ellison, worth $202 billion, is about to control CNN, CBS, TikTok & HBO.

Yes, this is oligarchy.

03.03.2026 19:05 👍 4055 🔁 1318 💬 99 📌 69

when he's worked up in a big tizzy like this, trying to be an informed american citizen with an awareness of the geopolitical landscape is just an effort to digitally concuss yourself

03.03.2026 17:31 👍 1743 🔁 193 💬 18 📌 3
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

03.03.2026 18:38 👍 14112 🔁 2452 💬 2 📌 2
The Pokemon Pokopia logo where the text has been replaced with the phrase “deez nuts”

The Pokemon Pokopia logo where the text has been replaced with the phrase “deez nuts”

I’m only a little sorry

03.03.2026 20:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s a real chance Geoff tries to make a joke about this at The Game Wards next year and I need you all to get mad at him about it if that happens.

People are losing their livelihoods over this.

03.03.2026 20:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This literally is a real plan. It tells you exactly where the money comes from and where it’s going. Other legislators can signal support for it, and it can be integrated into reelection platforms whether candidates vote for or against it.

Bernie’s doing exactly what he should be doing rn.

02.03.2026 16:55 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Remember what I said about how, when Trump is flailing, they start inserting a fake, fictional Trump into their stories, who is acting rationally and sanely?

02.03.2026 14:35 👍 3685 🔁 827 💬 44 📌 5

To the for-profit media, peace is messy. It requires critical thinking, empathy, and compromise, none of which are interesting to write about.

War is so much easier by comparison. It can be broken down into easily digestible numbers and statistics from clearly defined sides.

It’s a no-brainer.

02.03.2026 16:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

01.03.2026 15:04 👍 10478 🔁 2193 💬 60 📌 63

Please don't post photos of dead children, or videos of dead children, or yell DONT LOOK AWAY. You are sick. Log off. Touch grass. You have PTSD and are inflicting it on us all. If you are not in media/ a conflict researcher/ etc you do NOT need to consume Horrors. Blocking lots right now.

28.02.2026 19:38 👍 3204 🔁 775 💬 3 📌 2

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

27.02.2026 13:48 👍 13025 🔁 4889 💬 34 📌 37
pokemon fanart. New starters Browt, Pombon and Gecqua

pokemon fanart. New starters Browt, Pombon and Gecqua

New babies.. #pokemon

27.02.2026 15:02 👍 11147 🔁 3622 💬 45 📌 33
a close up of the new Pokemon browt, who is a bird with very large eyebrows

a close up of the new Pokemon browt, who is a bird with very large eyebrows

when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

27.02.2026 16:39 👍 768 🔁 87 💬 5 📌 2
three fluffy orange pomeranians that progressively get bigger and more fluffy

three fluffy orange pomeranians that progressively get bigger and more fluffy

this is the only thing I will accept for the pombon evolutions

27.02.2026 14:44 👍 4413 🔁 1343 💬 39 📌 15