TLP:Fred 🦇☠️💾✨️

hi everyone happy to start my first day of work at bsky! my computer was having a lil overheating trouble but this should fix the issue

the gaming flashback I just had from this image.

you asked for an image, draw cow tools please the image is a quickly doodled cow, I think, saying "hurr murr" or similar, with a prongler?

nailed it.

youraislopbores.me

flawless office trolling.

you asked, how many numbers is TOO many? "ai" responded, 10000000000000000000000000-(the zeroes continue offscreen, presumably forever)

this shit does, in fact, rule.

this is fantastic.

A LIST OF WORDS FOR COOL.

A DUDE THINKING SOME SERIOUSLY DEEP THOUGHTS.

THE BEST HOODIE OF ALL TIME

MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE MACHINE. A "CUTE CATBOY" AND BEANS.

SO THIS SHIT RULES. youraislopbores.me

Where The Water Was - Leventhal Map & Education Center at the Boston Public Library One-sixth of Boston sits on land that was once tidal estuaries, shallow marshes, and mud flats.

real talk though I have a childhood memory of seeing a map of how much of Boston is actually landfilled and the answer is "most of it"

cf.
www.leventhalmap.org/articles/whe...

(stupidity as a maybe tertiary factor, but far from existing in a vacuum)

in a devil's bahgain, we gained usable landmass in exchange for our Rs.

yeah, I blame the LLM Hype Machine here.

and that nasty spinoff of the CSI Effect that makes people trust machine outputs over people in legal matters.

legitimately would watch. only good L&O franchise idea, ever.

As a millennial, I can’t help but laugh at the fact that as soon as I finally got a job that pays enough for me to climb out of a hole and actually start putting my family in a good position for our future, we end up in another war in the middle east that will cripple our economy.

How a New Hampshire libertarian utopia was foiled by bears Seriously, this happened. You should absolutely read about it.

that was New Hampshire.

www.vox.com/policy-and-p...

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

To y'all young artists out there, take in comfort that your "poorly drawn" picture has more copyright protection than some GenAI slop piece. Thanks to the latest Supreme Court ruling against GenAI, it's a major victory for us artists.

*sad, plaintext trombone*

(full disclosure, all but one car I've ever owned has had nothing but "how quick can your foot react?" ABS braking)

I still offer GPG for clients who ask for it.

Nobody has asked for it since approximately 2016.

ngl, I'd love to see ABS controller source code.

but do I *need* to? not so much.

having lived briefly under Iron Dome defenses in 2012,
"what goes up must come down" remains a fundamental rocketry fact.

apparently so.

heck, at least it isn't his private key.

strongly agree.

I think his intentions aren't bad, but sweet squishy ganesha have they ever laid a vast quantity of paving stones on a hellward route.

Cory Doctorow's bluesky syndication account, blocked.

digital wellness is an important consideration.

"sorry, principles that put people first!" I say, drop-kicking Aaron Rodericks' phone directly into the sea.

this is like sucker punching a guy in a bar and then whining about unfairness when he beats the hell out of you instead of just punching you once in return

Working on some new home decor

Glubb Ripped-o

This is literally the best graphic to explain California.