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a couple of men are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: a couple of men are standing next to each other in a room .

Big fish, little fish, cardboard box #TOTP

Keith Earth, Greg Wind and Carl Fire.

Whoops, sorry. That was Emerson, Lake and Palmer. I always get those mixed up.

#TOTP

Maybe with some kind of flex attached to each bud at you don't lose them so easily? Connected, perhaps, to a small volume control and a USB C connector?

Million pound idea: earbuds that don't fall out

Surgeon Neil Hopper jailed after amputation of own legs Neil Hopper claimed that injuries to his legs were the result of sepsis and not self-inflicted.

In the interest of nominative determinism, he should have done just the one leg.

BBC News - Surgeon jailed after amputation of own legs
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I see they've got Wicked and Wicked For Good on streaming now, which is great news. I can now watch neither of them consecutively.

Scottish chefs on #GreatBritishMenu this week.
One of the chefs has served up a potato soup with a Trainspotting theme.

I was hoping it would be mulligatawny served in a tiny toilet.

Why do pagodas have those jaunty curled up roofs? Surely it would be less faff to do them straight? #PagodaContrarian

I know it's not the main issue, but what's the FIFA protocol for when a host nation for a world cup attacks or declares war against a participating nation in the run up to the competition? especially when the head of the host nation is in receipt of your inaugural peace prize?

Harry and Meghan have really let themselves go, haven’t they

It's a Dyouthinkhesaurus.

And then there was the tribute act with two twins, Cher and Cher Alike...

There must be a tribute drag act called Vanessa Parody, surely?

#TOTP

Deep Fakes with Hattie Jacques.

Earlier tonight we had a programme about AI with Hannah Fry.

I hope we get something about the Large Language Model with Chris Waddle.

Last time I was in London, I went to Notting Hill I thought If found someone's wallet on a bench. I picked it up and said "Oh, it's a mitten".

Just as that moment, Bill Nighy walked by and said
"Glove, actually..."

Added bonus of two off screen sneezes from one of our other cats (the void)

A Boyzone fan might call their cat Ronan Kitten as a nod to Ronan Keating.
This got me wondering whether Beatrix Potter was a fan of Tom Keating, the infamous art forger.

Psychopath is now long enough to get the dangly wooden cat.
She wasn't happy when I moved it out of reach.

Billy Ocean telling everyone to go and get stuffed.

The nerve of the man! #TOTP

All the originals are gone but Marky (drummer on this) is still alive. 👍

The swiss athlete Sixtine Cousin

I got big family. I got

Andrew is eighth in line to the throne, but that’s prison toilets for you!

APPARENTLY it costs the NHS over £300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people's rectums. Why aren't we removing British objects instead? Was Brexit all for nothing? Gerry Paton, London

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'Smiling' fossil discovered in Northumberland The unusual looking fossil is estimated to be a few hundred million years old dating to the Carboniferous period.

'Smiling' fossil discovered on Holy Island. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

An ugly masked figure with jagged discoloured teeth. Mouth of Sauron from Peter Jackson's LOTR trilogy.

I'm getting strong 'Mouth of Sauron' vibes.

Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy but Gandalf, Aragorn, Elrond, Saruman, Theoden and Denethor are all played by Jeff Bridges as the Dude.

19 days in and 47.8 miles done. Nearly there - chipping away, 2.5-ish miles every lunchtime, regardless of whatever February chooses to throw at us. We've exceeded our target but still happy to take donations, however small.

Tabby cat who hasn't realised that her ear is folded inside out.