Kind of crazy guy in Target parking garage was yelling “fuck the CIA” and started sprinting after my car like the t-1000. Brother I am not CIA, I’m wearing a sweatshirt from the aquarium and am generally considered to be competent
Big departure for your posts but extremely worthwhile
Then I get hit by a fourth limo, driven by our long lost son
Getting hit by a limo on purpose trying to sue a rich guy, but a bunch of crying high schoolers on their way to prom get out
i also did express shipping this time so i can "hurry up and be done" with this
i have decided to turn over a new financial leaf, but the weird expensive sneakers i ordered (which no one in my life will express any enthusiasm for) went missing in the mail and my money has been refunded. i reordered because i consider this purchase to have been "grandfathered" in to my new era.
The six sweetest words…
I am only good at dumb guy categories. I’m running the category if it’s like movies or hamburgers
I give my self half credit if an answer felt familiar after I heard it
if you ever play trivia with me please remember that just because I don’t know anything doesn’t mean I’m stupid 💖
He’s going to see this…
I folded at poker because my friends hand was shaking (assumed he had a big hand) and then I found out he just has some medical disorder. Fucking bullshit!
"When I was young, I believed in three things: Marxism, the redemptive power of cinema, and dynamite. Now I just believe in dynamite."
— Sergio Leone.
I was always doing the absolute most with my outfits and general vibe in college, and one time when I was walking by outside, a Spanish tutor said to his student, “For example, ella tiene pantalones interesantes.”
This is 100,000x better than mine
it was pretty good natured. but i'm out for revenge
i was on my night walk with my big headphones on transparency mode and i heard my neighbors talking about me. the dude said "he's always walking" and his friend said "he should get a dog"
valid!
thinking about becoming one of those guys who goes to the New Beverly every single night and had an assigned seat and some kind of ugly blazer/leather jacket. regular guy life is not panning out for me
fuckin fucking bullshit life, my life fuckin sucks and (I walk into the gym bathroom and get a big waft of bodybuilder’s rancid nootropics shit) chess is the gentleman’s game, most indubitably
i would lay down my life to protect this lady's crap
i always live like john quinones is watching
she came back said thank you then walked off again!
want to buy a macbook
Falling victim to classic weird rich lady behavior: the woman at the coffee shop asked me to watch her stuff (laptop, purse, phone, car keys!) while she put change in the meter. She’s been gone almost 15 minutes
got into a full curb your enthusiasm style shouting match with an old disgruntled record store owner and I feel incredible. Apparently he gets into these all day and I still think I won
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To: Gmax
Sent: Sat Apr 02 12:14:45
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Punch monkey ,, beat up again, devastating
“STOP SMOKING AIDS”
Have to agree with Costco here
One of the nastiest things that goes unchecked online is weird guys using the word “consent” instead of “permission.” I’m sorry someone borrowed your charger without asking, but please do not evoke the language of assault.
I think the band TOOL has a very StarCraft based worldview. They understand that while we are all Terran and our external world is becoming Protoss, our subconscious is still extremely Zerg
