saint josie 🏳️‍⚧️

that’s a very soy sauce bottle half full outlook

so im making dinner. bottle of soy sauce in my left hand and water bottle in my right. am thirsty.

initiate drink water. raise water to lips. error: directional sense has crashed. skip line and complete task. error: thirst value unexpected increase. error: smart water in dinner.

Get Ready for Rise, Wizards! & All's Fair From moreblueberries - Get Ready for Rise, Wizards! & All's Fair

There are so many reasons why - rise in puritanism and censorship among them - that the importance of sex, for love, for exploration, for laughs, for fucking boredom even, has become stuck in my noggin as a theme antithetical to controlling regimes. And that's what this game is about

you never owe anyone kindness.

which is why choosing kindness is always such a powerful act.

AS IS CRUSHING THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES TO DUST BENEATH YOUR FEET

it took me about 6 months but accurate

in the bible it says that god is the alpha and the omega which does mean that the bible is canonically omegaverse fanfic

temperatures were running wild at the council of nicaea

be dog

THOU CALL’ST ME DOG?? I BITE YOUR THUMB AT TREATS MA’AM.

ugh disgusting

there are fewer things grosser than walking through the mall with sunglasses on as a conventionally attractive woman because the number of men i catch checking me out while out with their wives and families is sickening.

I scammed a few drinks out of Dave Chappelle at a bar in Ohio while pretending not to recognise him as he hit on me, playing on that silly man's known chaser proclivities, and then I casually insulted his latest boring Netflix special and fucked off

how come i don’t see anyone talking about how generative ai is being used to replace trans sex workers (and sex workers in general)?

oops my bad

Mural of Statue of Liberty in shame unveiled in France the day before 4th of July

i am offering a gay lil pride kiss if you would like!! 😘

long hair was fun but i’m glad i went back to this length for the heat wave

final fantasy 10 is mid. discuss.

CUTE!!! what a look!

The following graphic is mostly obscured by yellow spray paint reading “A RENDER EMBRACE” Blue cinderblock with pink and white spray paint and graffiti style lettering. Minion Madness Round 3: DM Haley 2:00pmCT-3:30pmCT Pirate Princess Jess as Serenity Sapphire Saint Josie as Cathy Norfolk Kyle Christian as Uro Phantastica Nick Meyer as TD Stank Travis McElroy June 14th twitch.tv/unpreparedcasters

Tune into the UC Twitch on June 14th at 2pm to catch all of Round 3!

DM @whipjack.bsky.social
@pirateprincessjess.bsky.social
@saintjosie.bsky.social
Kyle
@afluffygoomba.bsky.social
@nickkmeyer.bsky.social
@travismcelroy.bsky.social

serenity sapphire and cathy norfolk in the same room? what could possibly go wrong?

Blue cinderblock with pink and white spray paint and graffiti style lettering. Minion Madness Round 3: DM Haley 12:00pmCT-1:30pmCT Pirate Princess Jess as Serenity Sapphire Saint Josie as Cathy Norfolk Kyle as Thavius Sunbloom June 14th twitch.tv/unpreparedcasters

LET’S GO ROUND 3!!! I don’t have a cute intro here other than to appreciate this wacky combo of characters. Can’t wait to see them interact

Give it up for
@pirateprincessjess.bsky.social as Serenity Sapphire
@saintjosie.bsky.social as Cathy Norfolk
Kyle as Thavius Sunbloom

thank you for your service

therapy being unaffordable is incredibly valid. but also going to therapy for the sake of “controlling your feelings” and looking for a cure defeats the purpose of therapy lol

ha i was wondering if it was a meme account or not but i took a quick gander at them and sadly this is a genuine opinion

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

therapy isn’t just for the “mentally unhealthy”. it’s for anyone who wants to work on themselves. and if you don’t think you can work on yourself in some way or another, then i DO NOT trust you.

appreciate your apology even if i find it more than mildly incredulous that you haven’t made a mistake since 2001

hey turds, hostile reminder that you can’t find authentic love and acceptance until you start to begin to authentically love and accept yourself

get rekt

tell me you don’t go to therapy without telling me you don’t go to therapy

sorry not sorry

wow you really took this personally huh?