Jason

I think about the Pikachu skeleton “I’m not going to lie, it’s been a while” strip waaaaay to often

Not that we didn’t know - but nice for Boogie to chime in

Define “participated” lol

If only Adam made it so bad teams could draft good players to make them into good teams. I’m sure the complex tax code he has going for the lottery next year will go swimmingly

He does realize when he hits the draft after his sophomore year he’ll be getting drafted by the Kings, or Wizards, or NOLA, right? And if he waits until after his junior year it’ll be the Kings or the Wizards, or…

The Luka trolling Booker at the free throw line is up there too

And if he disagrees I have 13 years of results to prove otherwise. And a fired coach who won a championship after, and another fired coach who is probably on his way to winning one in the next two years. 🫠

From your tbelll getting dropped off somewhere in the middle of a field to this. Look how far you’ve come!

I think Steph is mentally going through his whole Cancun itinerary

a man wearing a red shirt that says big baller brand never lost ALT: a man wearing a red shirt that says big baller brand never lost

(Today, anyway)

Ok, this is awesome

I’m currently working on the parade route

#DustOffTheBeam

I find it funny DeRozan is one of the only two Kings with a negative +/- half way into the 4th

#LightTheEthicalTank

For all the massive, unbelievable, screw up the Kings have committed over the years - trading away Fox is easily top 3. This really stings. Sigh

Giannis ducking Fox? Wait - I’m not sure how this works anymore

Have a few, but I’ll go with Dusty Baker

1. Slamson
2. Scott Moak
3. Red Panda
4. Our 2026 pick
5. … that’s about all I have

*allegedly

You get the coin toss bet in in time?

Super Bowl MVP a tight race between J. Myers and B. Baringer

Lottery Odds:
If Kings stay in last place:
1st pick - 14% chance
Top 4 - 52%
5th - 48% chance (yikes)
Can’t drop below 5th

Meanwhile DeRozan, Sabonis, and LaVine all accept their player option for the 2095-96 season putting the Kings into the unprecedented 3rd apron

#LightTheTank

Proof he’s getting traded yesterday

And then the 8th, 10th, and 11th worst team will go on to get the top three picks

Yeah, the “don’t tank” change to the odds that cut in awhile ago is no joke.

*taps sign* TM Greg circa 2005