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NEIF! SLEEPY ALL THE TIME!!

@neifarious

Amateur writer, furry(?Maybe?), gamer, board game enthusiast, married, 30, gay gay gay gay gay. Social Justice Evoker. I feel like I'm forgetting something... pfp by CryptidDog

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pokopia comic
Torkoal asks ditto to make a path to the pokemon center
Ditto makes a lovely perfect path directly to the pokemon center
Zoom out and Torkoal is climbing a big pile of rocks slightly to the right of the path: "oh no this is far too bumpy"

pokopia comic Torkoal asks ditto to make a path to the pokemon center Ditto makes a lovely perfect path directly to the pokemon center Zoom out and Torkoal is climbing a big pile of rocks slightly to the right of the path: "oh no this is far too bumpy"

🐒 #pokopia

12.03.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 4650 πŸ” 847 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 26
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vintage

12.03.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 531 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Persimmon garden
Icon comm for Cereal (FA)

12.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 962 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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I hate dragons lol but if I was a dragon id have huge claws to perch on and id have wings to fly around wherever i want and id have a big swooshy tail and i'd be the size of a building :3 Fuck all that shit tho

12.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 880 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0
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he's gonna tell u all about his fave pizza spots around route 66

12.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 1392 πŸ” 381 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 3
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

12.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 4846 πŸ” 1446 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 92
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Action Brok

11.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 956 πŸ” 222 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

11.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 10828 πŸ” 1818 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 124

I threw macaroni in the pot to boil for my dinner but, tragically, only after cooking it did I realize the milk is expired and smells bad.

But it is too late. I will eat it anyway.

It is not wet or gushy, this mac is dry as hell.

11.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 281 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love it when this resurfaces because it was published in 2011 before the mainstream resurgence of both vinyl and Talking Heads. This dad was a trailblazing legend

11.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Moved my project over to a different UI template in RenPy and somehow the filesize has plummeted but everything works and nothing is crashing but I didnt *do* anything and now Im scared.

11.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Federal Reserve Board - Proposal Details The Federal Reserve Board of Governors in Washington DC.

The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)

Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money

www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...

11.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 5746 πŸ” 5716 πŸ’¬ 116 πŸ“Œ 296

Why in the god damn does one drive forget i Told it to stay OUT OF MY GITHUB FOLDERS every god damn time Microsoft pushes a shitty shit ass genai trash update to their shitty shit ass operating system fucking fuckity FUCK FUCK

Good thing I quadruple backed everything up.

11.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, β€œneed groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, β€œeh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, β€œneed groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, β€œeh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

11.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 11162 πŸ” 2473 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 29
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Bear

10.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bonesaw is ready #comics #spiderman #marvel

06.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 3878 πŸ” 941 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 9

Excited to announce that I'll be giving panels on art direction and furry visual novels at @lasvegasfurcon.org, see you there!

10.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

11.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

Arkham Con Oct 22-25, Denfur the month before that... I can probably do that. Yes.

10.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Loving someone means loving them even when things arent good, like finances or Winrate.

10.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Late nights

10.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 3419 πŸ” 742 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh I hate renpy. I mean, I'm learning, and that's satisfying, but I get so frustrated with how slow progress is on things that it demoralizes me.

I can go for a walk, catch my breath, but it feels like I'm crawling forward on this part of the project.

At least most of this only gets done once.

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10.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 272 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!
#deadlock

10.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 15604 πŸ” 3526 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 66
Squirtle passed out on dried grass… mumbling β€œbi…big booty latinos…”

Squirtle passed out on dried grass… mumbling β€œbi…big booty latinos…”

09.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 705 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 11
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09.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 2146 πŸ” 285 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
Cat Burger - Gator Days

Characters

Catrick C. Cattington IV - Catfish - He might be a CEO of a company who is worth millions of dollars but he is just like you!

Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees.

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Transcript

Panel 1

Catrick is filming an ad for a fast food restaurant's new product. He's excited to share it with you. He's wearing and tie so you know he means business but he also has a sweater vest on so you'll know he's friendly. He's also wearing gloves so he doesn't actually have to touch any food. There's a sign in the background that says "HOME SWEET HOME" which everyone hopes will disguise the fact that they're filming this in an empty conference room.

Catrick: I'm taking a break from my busy CEO schedule to show you our new product. Yummy.

Panel 2

Catrick is now sitting in front of a TV that says "CAT BURGER" with the Cat Burger mascot in the middle.

Catrick: I enjoy consuming product while sipping a loss leader and watching content on the subscription service.

Panel 3

Catrick has found himself two more food items from the Cat Burger menu. He's trying his best to keep them from getting too close to his mouth. In one had he has fries and in the other he has "Pistachio Spice" seasonal frozen treat. Does not actually contain pistachio.

Catrick: I like to finish my meal by dipping my added value side in a seasonal item. I do this several times a week.

Panel 4

Stuart is by the camera and giving Catrick feedback. No one has realized that no one has removed the cap from the camera. August from IT was brought in to see why the camera isn't recording anything. He's just standing there in stunned silence. He will not be getting Cat Burger for dinner.

Stuart: GREAT WORK, SIR! Highly relatable.

Cat Burger - Gator Days Characters Catrick C. Cattington IV - Catfish - He might be a CEO of a company who is worth millions of dollars but he is just like you! Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Transcript Panel 1 Catrick is filming an ad for a fast food restaurant's new product. He's excited to share it with you. He's wearing and tie so you know he means business but he also has a sweater vest on so you'll know he's friendly. He's also wearing gloves so he doesn't actually have to touch any food. There's a sign in the background that says "HOME SWEET HOME" which everyone hopes will disguise the fact that they're filming this in an empty conference room. Catrick: I'm taking a break from my busy CEO schedule to show you our new product. Yummy. Panel 2 Catrick is now sitting in front of a TV that says "CAT BURGER" with the Cat Burger mascot in the middle. Catrick: I enjoy consuming product while sipping a loss leader and watching content on the subscription service. Panel 3 Catrick has found himself two more food items from the Cat Burger menu. He's trying his best to keep them from getting too close to his mouth. In one had he has fries and in the other he has "Pistachio Spice" seasonal frozen treat. Does not actually contain pistachio. Catrick: I like to finish my meal by dipping my added value side in a seasonal item. I do this several times a week. Panel 4 Stuart is by the camera and giving Catrick feedback. No one has realized that no one has removed the cap from the camera. August from IT was brought in to see why the camera isn't recording anything. He's just standing there in stunned silence. He will not be getting Cat Burger for dinner. Stuart: GREAT WORK, SIR! Highly relatable.

Cat Burger - Gator Days

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