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To the tune of Frère Jacques:

"Ryan Sailor
Trump's wallpaper
Has no spine
Has no spine
With Miami he'd go
Stand behind a pedo
Thinks it's fine
Thinks it's fine."

06.03.2026 01:39 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

To the tune of Frère Jacques:

"Ryan Sailor
Trump's wallpaper
Has no spine
Has no spine
With Miami he'd go
Stand behind a pedo
Thinks it's fine
Thinks it's fine."

06.03.2026 01:39 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

has one of our players ever been booed the first time he stepped on the pitch?

06.03.2026 01:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

3 with a metal barrel is quite nice

05.03.2026 12:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

man is a money-making animal, which propensity too often interferes with his benevolence

04.03.2026 21:47 👍 142 🔁 43 💬 2 📌 8
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well when you put it that way he doesn't sound so great

05.03.2026 06:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ig showed me a video of Rosalía that it had AI'd to make it all in english instead of her beautiful spanglish in the original ... and it had even AI'd her mouth to make it match the fake english. i hate it all so much

05.03.2026 05:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

agreed!

"every cookie is a sugar cookie. a cookie without sugar is a cracker"
- Gary Gulman

04.03.2026 18:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's okay, you can't always be correct

04.03.2026 18:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hey so about that June 26 match ...

i can't imagine Iran sending a team to play in a Pride match mere weeks after being attacked by the FIFA peace prize winner. feels ... unlikely

04.03.2026 11:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i was glad that GWB was no longer president when i was due to deploy. can't imagine what troops now are thinking

03.03.2026 14:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

god go with him

03.03.2026 14:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if my hospital hosted an open championship dog show maybe i wouldn't have quit

(though that dog show would have been a downstream effect of less corporate nonsense so causation/correlation and whatnot)

03.03.2026 14:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hell, i was born and raised in Sacramento with no childhood southern ties whatsoever and even I know that "y'all" is one of the greatest addititons to the language this country has invented

fuck all y'all gatekeeping language like that!

03.03.2026 14:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"three U.S. F-15E Strike Eagles ... went down over Kuwait due to an apparent friendly fire incident"
- CENTCOM

"The FAA and DOW acted swiftly to address a cartel drone incursion."
- DoT

who wants to guess the first statement proves as truthful as the second turned out to be?

03.03.2026 11:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman 's hand with pink nails is pressing a button on a cassette player . ALT: a woman 's hand with pink nails is pressing a button on a cassette player .

i still remember when we got a separate VHS rewinder to preserve the heads on the VCR

when the movie finished you popped it into that bad boy, put it in your backback, and rode your bike to the blockbuster to drop it in the slot to avoid late fees

03.03.2026 10:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i low key appreciate the fact that the DoD is now the Department of War because it makes openAI et al talk about their contracts with the department of *war* which nicely bypasses the subtext of the previous name

03.03.2026 10:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

02.03.2026 23:46 👍 9718 🔁 1358 💬 268 📌 111

that combined with VAR only getting one minute to find a clip to show them in the first place (and they can only watch it for one minute) would go a long way. max 2 minute disruption (plus jogging time) and it ensures it was truly clear and obvious

28.02.2026 19:22 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's not rocket surgery 🤷‍♂️

28.02.2026 10:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you aren't going to pay me for my remaining sick days when i leave, then i'm taking them all as mental health days

turns out it's bad for my mental health to work for free for a $10 billion company

28.02.2026 09:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

like they say, those who learn history are doomed to watch others repeat it 

28.02.2026 08:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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this text alert is somewhat less helpful than intended 😂

27.02.2026 19:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

even wilder?
it's based on this one little story that they say "onanism" (aka "self-gratification") is a sin

27.02.2026 16:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

generally correct within a given specialty, though doctors with procedures (surgeons, endoscopists, etc) have a much wider range depending on volume and procedure type

also depends on geography , insurance mix, etc

but still nothing like writers, artists etc

27.02.2026 15:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the best thing about Guinness 0 isn't guilt free breakfast Guinness, but it's up there

27.02.2026 07:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
cognac bottled in the 1940s

cognac bottled in the 1940s

never been to india

just turned down a bar trip bc they had no charity/non-profit organization that it benefits

pesky principles. virtue signaling about it on a niche social media platform should make up for it though

that and this cognac bottled in the 1940s (which actually helps a lot tbh)

27.02.2026 06:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

1) This is awesome!

2) Only because you seem like the "attention to detail" sort, it's not immune cells that form clots. Platelets form the plug, activated endothelial cells assist in complex ways less friendly to character counts.

3) Jaundiced Sausages would be a great band name.

27.02.2026 04:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we need to talk about the trend of posts starting with "we need to talk about...."

27.02.2026 02:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

did his method in marathons from Bagram to Boston and you can count me among the grateful for his contributions to the running world

27.02.2026 01:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0