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Random cat. He/him cishet tom PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!

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Is pesto just Italian guacamole? πŸ€”

28.08.2025 02:15 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
Raised bed with rows of carrots and parsnips. Between these were sowed four cilantro varieties. One one has not produced flowers (Calypso). 
Plant this is you want long lasting cilantro leaves!

Raised bed with rows of carrots and parsnips. Between these were sowed four cilantro varieties. One one has not produced flowers (Calypso). Plant this is you want long lasting cilantro leaves!

Cilantro interplanted at the same time.
Closest: Moroccan (Botanical Interests), Leisure (Kitazawa), Calypso (Territorial Seed), and Slo-Bolt (Renee’s): furthest.
Calypso is about to bolt, Moroccan is just about done, the other two are tied for second place.
Calypso for the win!

27.08.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Half gallon of half and half (hey, a cat needs his dairy!), the the lid of the plastic pour spout sitting next to it on the green tiles counter. 
Next to it is a large mug with a thin line cartoon dog with the caption β€˜DOGS ARE PEOPLE TOO’. This is clearly incorrect.

Half gallon of half and half (hey, a cat needs his dairy!), the the lid of the plastic pour spout sitting next to it on the green tiles counter. Next to it is a large mug with a thin line cartoon dog with the caption β€˜DOGS ARE PEOPLE TOO’. This is clearly incorrect.

Awww, the pour thing! 😿

25.08.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do Magnemite dream of electric Mareep?

Nice Phillip K. Dick reference, PokΓ©mon!

-> Mareep the sheep is an electric type…

21.08.2025 18:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Trump's Washington, DC, takeover begins as National Guard troops arrive Some of the 800 National Guard members deployed by President Donald Trump have begun arriving in the nation’s capital, ramping up after the White House ordered federal forces to take over the city’s p...

45 occupies DC.

apnews.com/article/wash...

12.08.2025 14:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
AP

TODAY IN HISTORY
AUGUST 6
β€’ 1945: The atomic bombing of Hiroshima
β€’ 1926: Ederle swims English Channel
β€’ 1965: Voting Rights Act signed
β€’ 1991: World Wide Web debuts <HIGHLIGHTED>
WHAT ELSE HAPPENED >

AP TODAY IN HISTORY AUGUST 6 β€’ 1945: The atomic bombing of Hiroshima β€’ 1926: Ederle swims English Channel β€’ 1965: Voting Rights Act signed β€’ 1991: World Wide Web debuts <HIGHLIGHTED> WHAT ELSE HAPPENED >

Seems appropriate now, huh?

07.08.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s just something about those thick Chinese noodles, they’re just to fun to chow!

06.08.2025 02:21 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I hate β€˜smart formatting’ so damned much.

17.07.2025 17:23 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the manservants just said β€˜you can pry my bidet seat from my cold, wet ass!’
It’s always entertaining when they disagree, but the water seat for the water toilet is extra weird if you ask me.
And if you didn’t, it’s still true.

15.07.2025 17:47 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well hissing always works for me! 😬

12.07.2025 06:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like that, maybe with a bunch of practice in a bouncy house.

12.07.2025 06:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find a strong NO! does wonders for them.

12.07.2025 06:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Underrated reply.
Even with the above.

12.07.2025 06:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ll be fine, Holly- remember that cleaning cat puke off the floor thing? 😾

12.07.2025 06:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I splurged and bought my first roomba

12.07.2025 03:42 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

You’d better the fuck not do that while I’m riding it. 😾

12.07.2025 04:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t just jump into wreckless abandon, definitely. What’s the plan?

12.07.2025 04:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wield me with abandon

12.07.2025 04:44 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

look I get that you can't force someone to answer stuff like this but when someone *writes* "I don't recall" to a question about where they were on a particular day it should be reasonable to follow up with "go look it up"

11.07.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6

I prefer to end my week with Sunday, so the start of every week is a Monday in honor the struggles of St Garfield. πŸ™ πŸ˜‡

12.07.2025 04:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For $1000, James Spader will sit at your blackjack table and complement the size of your chip stack.

21.03.2024 22:57 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

The FBI director is threatening to resign unless the Attorney General is fired.

11.07.2025 23:44 πŸ‘ 5892 πŸ” 975 πŸ’¬ 615 πŸ“Œ 150

😹😹😹😹😹
Pretty sure Douglas Adams was pretty 420 friendly.

12.07.2025 04:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, Lemonade Theory always seemed pretty damn weak in the fundamentals to me. Fuck it.

12.07.2025 04:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Underrated reply.

11.07.2025 21:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And it ain’t over yet. More lemon incoming!

Wait, aren’t we supposed to make lemonade out of this? The instructions on that have always been really unclear to me.

11.07.2025 21:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0