Birdy🕊️[Birds aren’t real] ❌👑

If Trump really wants to destroy Iran he should go be its president for a few months.

I feel sorry for whoever has to dance with her.

Overheard

Rep. Jamie Raskin grills DHS Secretary Noem on the 'domestic terrorist' label used to justify the execution of US citizens. This is the definition of a police state.

And Kristi Noem is the definition of a “feckless cunt.”

I legit thought that the interviewer was an AI spoof of JD Vance.

DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled:

Voters as “Votors”
Emergency as "Emeregency"
United States as "United Staes"

And, it included a non-party in the caption.

These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.

Overheard

Minnesota would like a word.

There was no imminent threat. The narrative keeps shifting. The nuclear claims are contradictory. So let’s start there.

As we just saw in the Pentagon press-con, there is no clear strategy.

This bipartisan Iran War Powers Resolution has been sitting with Speaker Johnson since June 2025.
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Is there a place past gallows humor? Because it feels like we’re entering the realm of phylactery humor, or The Endless Shrieking of the Void humor when we have to decide our emotional response to <waves hands at everything>

[1/2] The fall of Saddam Hussein’s statue in Baghdad was the beginning, not the end of chaos in Iraq that led to 4,000 American deaths and cost $2 trillion. Iran is almost 4 times larger than Iraq with a much stronger military. Iran also has much greater capability for deadly retaliation.

Send their kids for a change.

I listened to the audiobook, which was read by Tiffany Haddish. It was excellent.

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Troy Nehls says embattled GOP Rep. Tony Gonzales should not resign amid allegations YouTube video by WAAY 31 News

I found it on YouTube. I don’t know why, but it still surprises me when they say the quiet part out loud. What a bunch of self-serving pigs.

youtu.be/5Q-uYY9wEb0?...

Apart from their rapacious predatory treatment of women and children, the Epstein class thrive on disaster capitalism.

Here’s Epstein enjoying Russia annexing Crimea. Next up, rubbing his hands over Brexit

#Epstein
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheTrumpsteinFiles
#DOJIsFlagrantlyViolatingTransparencyLaw
#CongressDoYourJob
#StopProtectingPedophiles
#ProveThatNoOneIsAboveTheLaw

And a made up face.

All that standing and sitting during Trump’s State of the Union got JD Vance all sexed up!

Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

Yet again, the DOJ got caught in a lie, doing Trump's bidding. They're covering up for him at the expense of the American people — and above all the survivors of Epstein's abuse — who deserve the TRUTH NOW.

No more hiding. Release ALL THE FILES.

www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

Who are the kiddos in your photo?

/ Hey guys, sorry to continue on concerning news on the TL, but if anyone close can check up on @kanebangers.bsky.social, please do so.

Their bios are indicating something very concerning, and I do not wish to have a life taken from all of this chaos.

#MVRP

The Doctors Who Helped Epstein Keep His ‘Girls’ in Shape “Do you remember the gynecologist you used to send your victims to?”

www.thecut.com/article/the-...
Epstein had an established system for making sure the women were tested for STDs, prescribed birth-control pills, and inoculated against HPV. As a part of this system, he regularly made payments to at least three New York City gynecologists.
#Epstein

@nbcnews.com @npr.org @forbes.com @marisakabas.bsky.social @msnowreports.bsky.social @cnn.com @nytimes.com @washingtonpost.com @andrewfeinberg.com @katiephang.bsky.social @kaitlancollins.bsky.social @apnews.com @reuters.com @the-independent.com @bloomberg.com

#Trump, we hate you for FREE!!!!!

#EpsteinCase

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

#TrumpEpsteinFiles

The three journalists who helped ruin Ava Cordero's life when she tried to stop Epstein in 2006 *currently* work at NBC News, New York Magazine, and News Corp Australia. The one at NBC News is covering... Epstein.

Any day now:

Information on aliens

$5000 DOGE checks

$3000 tariff refunds

$2 gas

1500% lower prescriptions

10% credit card caps

Unredacted Epstein files

Unless there’s proof in these files that these extraterrestrials are abducting, raping, and trafficking women and children, I honestly don’t care.

Release the rest of the Epstein files!
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His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today.

Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.

And what a complete and utter waste of everyone’s time and money trying to figure out how to comply while also fighting this in court!!!