Daniel Craig introducing The Weekend
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
28.07.2023 23:00
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Daniel Craig introducing The Weekend
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
An image of Alf depicted with a sexy body
Yeah, I like THREADS…
Totally
Here
Reposting
Every
Alf
Depicted
Sensually
me: what do you know about atoms?
them: very little
me: besides that
Threads stole Elon Musk’s idea, a social media platform that sucks
outlaw health insurance
Everyone is so desperate for good writers during the strike that we all just watched a week long saga of a submarine that had a bad ending. Please pay the writers… I prefer Succession style billionaires, not the ones in a can.
Just like that skit, I love a good gimmick account
Don’t forget clippy
Yeah and apothecary means essential oil salesman now…
I have 15 followers here and I think only some of them are bots trying to get me to buy nudes. That’s amazing compared to my followers on Twitter being ONLY bots who get mad if I say Cis in a tweet!
we did it
Have you considered casting a real unknown? Like an out of weight dad from Idaho with no acting experience? Seems like a recipe for box office gold.
Happy Father’s Day!
Guy who spots the duck decor in my house: oh, you like hunting?
Me: Ummmm no
Daniel Craig introducing The Weekend
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
When you are facing credit card debt, inflation, work stress, and food insecurity but remember you are certified to drive a forklift
Just checked Twitter… my feed and my search functions were totally broken. How could this happen? You would have to lay off all the people who develo… oh wait. Nevermind. Carry on.
This origins story is scarier than the Joker
It is confirmed. Remote workers will look like this by 2176 if they don’t report to work in the vaults.
Twitter and Reddit Fan Boys: Blue Sky? More like… dammit. All the good joke writers left our platforms.
5. Eating the other’s leftovers
They realized that he is Chase Claypool
NFL commentators during this time of year: Wouldn’t it be crazy if football was happening? … but it’s not. Wouldn’t though?
Guitar Hero but for dog belly scratches
Nah we are just a bunch of Eli’s trying to find a place to post things
NBA: Trailblazers
NFL: Seahawks
NHL: Kraken
College: Boise State
MLB: Cubs
MLS: Sounders
Parks and Rec Soccer in my town: My Daughters team
Fake Sports: the MonSTARS
Still waiting for the Kramer Vs. Kramer set
Damn, I wanted a platform where you only see the comments of trolls who pay $5 a month and keep seeing weird dropshipper advertisements. IF ONLY THERE WAS A PLATFORM LIKE THAT!