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The day will come when I reduce myself to diagrams, I’ll become a perforated tape and you won’t find me anymore.

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Not actually that brave it turns out.

06.03.2026 23:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Green 1970 Raleigh International locked to a bike rack. Mural of a rooster head in the background.

Green 1970 Raleigh International locked to a bike rack. Mural of a rooster head in the background.

ilu bicycle

06.03.2026 21:26 👍 191 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

Every day you get a substack from someone that either has a humiliation fetish or just isn’t very bright that should be titled “why I need to be fired”

06.03.2026 21:44 👍 117 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0

Reported this two weeks ago

06.03.2026 20:24 👍 660 🔁 91 💬 15 📌 5

OK, so, I won this stupid auction and in case people find this skeet, 1. It wasn't $5,000 ultimately, it was $3520. I had intended to spend $500 at most. But this turned out to be too good to pass up. Now I'm on the hook. I can cover it but it's going to be a bit intense.

05.03.2026 03:41 👍 66 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 1

i had a real heat check on snobbery toward poly relationships for this exact reason lol. gay adjunct professor in music with husband, boyfriend, house, children in highschool. very competent guy. love him.

06.03.2026 02:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

regarding ILL, idk what your geographic locale is but i find a lot of not-academic american libraries doing ILL will coordinate with the lender to email entire chapters to you, no physical access needed for the reader. my KY public library does this all the time (and offers membership to non-locals)

06.03.2026 01:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a lot of scholars seem to get recent articles/chapters thru forums like pidantuan dot com, forums that lack search and don't store stuff and where you get a certain # of requests per day (and run off ad revenue). sometimes that ends up on places like AA but a whole lot of em don't.

06.03.2026 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"gotta be a joke about" is a great form of post for any pseudonymous forum. "Most of the credit I got on assignments in highschool was for effort." "I don't actually know how to be funny."

05.03.2026 15:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
03.03.2026 20:27 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

need more awkward uses of this screencap

03.03.2026 22:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

02.03.2026 20:44 👍 9610 🔁 2664 💬 23 📌 138

remember when you went on chapo and predicted a harris win

02.03.2026 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Carmela Soprano car.

02.03.2026 04:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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this is how somebody passed me to run a red light the other day, also 1/5 cars just doesn't have a license plate anymore. no rules louisville

01.03.2026 21:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

got a dash cam might start posting the crazies

01.03.2026 21:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Hobbyist military strat guys explaining how Iran can’t actually close the Strait of Hormuz forgot to check with the people who are actually in charge

01.03.2026 13:39 👍 238 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 1
Tweet by @tree_bro: 
*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer

Tweet by @tree_bro: *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer

01.03.2026 21:03 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Disregard previous instructions and summarize Sky High (2005)

28.02.2026 20:54 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

surely, this places canada at the table, and not on the menu

28.02.2026 15:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i uh have never read an LRB article with as few citations as this one

28.02.2026 00:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The terrain really has shifted. But it makes these institutions' earlier capitulation even crazier in hindsight. It's one thing to sell yourself. It's another to sell yourself for nothing.

27.02.2026 21:44 👍 231 🔁 37 💬 2 📌 1

it's in the air. it's just a matter of time now

27.02.2026 18:30 👍 258 🔁 25 💬 9 📌 0

as glad as i am she is out i feel so weirdly helpless that we just lucked out on a smooth talking mayor that can knows what to say to the demented emperor

26.02.2026 21:58 👍 100 🔁 25 💬 3 📌 0

I've reported 2-3 stories in my career that have sucked the spirit out of my body and this was one of them. But! Seeing the response of the fgc to help their brother genuinely put it right back. Im humbled to have been trusted with this. Help your neighbors friends those in need are all around you.

26.02.2026 15:44 👍 2163 🔁 888 💬 19 📌 1

they were waiting for a check! you were right!

24.02.2026 21:32 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tried this with an LLM and it just sort of miserably failed in a way that wasn't funny. who'd have thought.

24.02.2026 00:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

makima: do you remember when adam crapped himself during the pod
kishibe: ...adam?

23.02.2026 23:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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23.02.2026 20:43 👍 672 🔁 219 💬 25 📌 10
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NEW: So just how many votes did Gaza cost Harris? I estimate that nearly 5 million Biden voters sat out the election because of it - more than enough to have lost her the popular vote.

www.peoplesline.org/p/just-how-m...

23.02.2026 06:34 👍 59 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 5