Oilers Nerd Alert

Every time I accidentally come across incel/manosphere garbage (i.e. half of Twitter) about how terrible women are, it’s achingly obvious that these pathetic fucking dweebs both hate and are terrified of women, which I’m pretty sure is why women smartly won’t go anywhere near them. 🤡

Man, these are going to be a “fun” couple of months for cash outflow, starting this week

74K - paying off cabin mortgage
35K - New Zealand trip
37K - solar install
20K - (est) tax bill

Sayonara HISA cash account balances, it was fun looking at you

In investing, they say the market gods will allow you to buy the bottom and sell the top once in your life. They let you do the opposite as many times as you like.

Similarly, Oilers GMs in their tenure are allowed to make one brilliant move, but can fuck up royally as many times as they like.

Logged in to ADP to download my pay statement and T4 and as soon as I saw the landing page I started singing

un ADP, un ADP, ey
Saluden a Tití

DAMN YOU BAD BUNNY AND YOUR RIDICULOUSLY CATCHY TUNE

In case it’s not clear, the Oilers are the steering wheel, and we the fans are Angus’ testicles

That reminds me of an old Scottish joke

Scotsman walks into a pub and orders his usual

The barkeep looks at him oddly and finally says … “Angus … do ye know … that you’ve got a steerin’ wheel … hangin’ out the bottom of yer kilt?”

And Angus says “Och! I know. It’s drivin’ me nuts”

JFC this team just drives you bonkers sometimes

Moosey surprise on this evening’s walk

Yup, I think two years for the AI slop code to hit the fan

AI just destroying software jobs left and right

Given the marketing brilliance of the NFL’s halftime show that has enthralled half the English- and Spanish-speaking world …

and the hilariously incompetent failure of the TPUSA “alternative” half-time show …

I assume the entertainment at the next NHL All-Star Game will be Kid Rock

Added our youngest, who just got his license, to our car insurance - jumps from $7500 to $11500 (albeit for 5 cars).

Teenagers are expensive as hell.

Best part is the insurance hit happens right at the max point of lippiness and
attitude 😒

12, 60

SEE HAWK TEE DEE

Meme of Seinfeld saying: “What’s the deal with Kid Rock? Is that a person or a nickname for Epstein’s Island?”

Oh damn

The half-time show wasn’t totally to my taste but I hope it drove a bunch of MAGA morons over the edge

It’s Superb Owl Sunday!

Is there a team that brings lethality to the other team AND itself more than the Oilers?

💔

Just my Dad - he was an Indian Classical afficianado and played tanpura and sang.

I played tabla growing up (still have them)

Ah, had one three years ago!

Novak D

Evan Bouchard, also good at tennis

I heard that Tristin Hopper was having some weird sort of meltdown, so I went over to the Bad Place and found out Hopper blocked me at some point.

(Of course, being Bad Place, I could still see his meltdown)

This feels a bit like that

The morality is now off the charts

As long as we keep dominating the fancystats, we can relive the good old days of moral victories

Good to know! I’ll add that to my decision criteria. Thanks!