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the key feature of "bad photoshop" was not that it was "bad" but that you could see the hand of the person who made it. "bad photoshop" is a triumph of human will over technical stumbling blocks. it's why the shaggs are magical and AI Music Slop is forgotten before you can even finish listening

23.11.2025 19:40 πŸ‘ 432 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants . ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants .

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30.09.2025 19:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it is great that generative AI has made you all productive*, but I don’t think that’s the adequate response to what I believe it’s the main criticism: the Internet is being flooded with horrible content generated in a exploitative way

02.01.2025 00:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We turned twenty-five this year! That is a long time for such a small and pointless thing. catandgirl.com/cat-and-girl...

24.12.2024 15:22 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
AdaCon Norway 2024 in Oslo Β· A yearly tech-conference in Oslo, Norway AdaCon Norway is a yearly tech-conference that aims promote and empower underrepresented people in tech from Norway by showcasing a full lineup of speakers from all backgrounds.

AdaCon Norway is starting shortly!
Agenda: adacon.no
Livestream: youtu.be/wqXqJfQMrqI
#AdaCon is a free tech conference in Oslo Norway. All talks are 20 minutes. All speakers are from some group underrepresented in tech. All are based in Norway.

08.10.2024 06:54 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
It’s the β€œthey don’t know meme” format - a poorly drawn, sad looking man holds a drink and wears a party had whilst standing in the corner of a room full of larger, but still poorly drawn, men with more hair dancing with poorly drawn but smiling women.

The sad corner-man consoles himself in his pariahship, noting β€œthey don’t know I’m a first 10% Bluesky elder”.

Oh, sad corner-man: alas. No one cares.

It’s the β€œthey don’t know meme” format - a poorly drawn, sad looking man holds a drink and wears a party had whilst standing in the corner of a room full of larger, but still poorly drawn, men with more hair dancing with poorly drawn but smiling women. The sad corner-man consoles himself in his pariahship, noting β€œthey don’t know I’m a first 10% Bluesky elder”. Oh, sad corner-man: alas. No one cares.

Me today out in the real world.

17.09.2024 21:48 πŸ‘ 394 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

it’s bisexual visibility month! please check for bisexuals before changing lanes or opening car doors

04.09.2024 03:46 πŸ‘ 1919 πŸ” 651 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 48

it’s amazing because most people who have a bunch of tattoos will, when asked β€œwhat does it *mean*?” by a complete stranger, respond with some variation of β€œnone of your business,” and/or β€œgo fuck yourself.”

11.08.2024 05:30 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s Prince’s birthday
This is my favourite story about him by a country mile

07.06.2024 20:46 πŸ‘ 2527 πŸ” 605 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 35

"Breathless monotone", the voice of a generation

21.05.2024 15:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People who miss the experience of going to Blockbuster to browse the rows of VHS and DVD's- you may not realize this but most public libraries carry a selection of new and old films. You'd be surprised what you can find just by visiting a place that will loan you books. Support your local library.

16.05.2024 19:32 πŸ‘ 2488 πŸ” 783 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 56
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β€˜Hopeless and broken’: why the world’s top climate scientists are in despair Exclusive: Survey of hundreds of experts reveals harrowing picture of future, but they warn climate fight must not be abandoned

β€œI find it infuriating, distressing, overwhelming,” said one expert, who chose not to be named. β€œI’m relieved that I do not have children, knowing what the future holds,” said another. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

11.05.2024 09:55 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Steve Albini, Storied Producer and Icon of the Rock Underground, Dies at 61 The Shellac and Big Black frontman, who recorded classic albums by Nirvana, Pixies, PJ Harvey, and more, has died of a heart attack

Goddamn, RIP to Steve Albini, aka @electricalwsop.bsky.social, one of the most titanic figures in all of music pitchfork.com/news/steve-a...

08.05.2024 16:16 πŸ‘ 515 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 90
Frogs are screaming - we just can't hear them

Frogs are screaming - we just can't hear them

[werner herzog voice]

10.04.2024 19:44 πŸ‘ 2879 πŸ” 676 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 43
GRRRL: I thought knowledge was an end in itself
/
GIRL: First they came for our facts
GRRRL: But they took it - to make money! And centrist political predictions!
/
GIRL: So we re-grouped at vibes
GRRRL: You can't monetize my feelings!
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GIRL: Then they came for our vibes.
GRRRL: Uh-oh.
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GIRL: Politics stopped being about facts. Technology stopped being about facts.
GRRRL: Fascism's just vibes in a facts costume.
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GIRL: Anyone complaining that search is broken - or AI doesn't tell the truth
GRRRL: Feelings don't care about your facts
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GIRL: doesn't understand what they're for
GRRRL: Time to put on our KNOWLEDGE SHOES and head back to good ol' facts!
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A sign reading "Good ol' facts" points to a haunted house
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GIRL: I think whimsy is nearby
GRRRL: Good ol' whimsy!

GRRRL: I thought knowledge was an end in itself / GIRL: First they came for our facts GRRRL: But they took it - to make money! And centrist political predictions! / GIRL: So we re-grouped at vibes GRRRL: You can't monetize my feelings! / GIRL: Then they came for our vibes. GRRRL: Uh-oh. / GIRL: Politics stopped being about facts. Technology stopped being about facts. GRRRL: Fascism's just vibes in a facts costume. / GIRL: Anyone complaining that search is broken - or AI doesn't tell the truth GRRRL: Feelings don't care about your facts / GIRL: doesn't understand what they're for GRRRL: Time to put on our KNOWLEDGE SHOES and head back to good ol' facts! / A sign reading "Good ol' facts" points to a haunted house / GIRL: I think whimsy is nearby GRRRL: Good ol' whimsy!

Facts aren't feelings.

24.04.2024 14:49 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Only 3 more days! Remember to sign up if you want to attend

17.04.2024 07:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mr Spock holds an alien animal, which is clearly just a dog in a wig, on Star Trek

Mr Spock holds an alien animal, which is clearly just a dog in a wig, on Star Trek

I don’t watch too much original series, but I’m absolutely weeping with this episode featuring an alien animal which is blatantly just a dog in a wig with straws poking out

09.03.2024 03:20 πŸ‘ 1512 πŸ” 215 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 34

We're doing another mechanical keyboard meetup! Please join us if you're in Oslo April 20th www.meetup.com/oslo-mechani...

06.03.2024 08:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Keep your phone number private with Signal usernames Signal’s mission and sole focus is private communication. For years, Signal has kept your messages private, your profile information (like your name and profile photo) private, your contacts private, ...

Signal has finally introduced usernames so you can use it without giving out your phone number. This is the number one feature I have seen prevent people from using Signal for many years and I’m happy it’s here!
signal.org/blog/phone-n...

20.02.2024 19:27 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4
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One art form lost to history is hand lettering your taped-from-TV VHS tapes

09.02.2024 03:29 πŸ‘ 2149 πŸ” 324 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 42

Thanks for the invite, but I have other plans this evening! 😊

03.02.2024 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‹ Nice to meet you!

03.02.2024 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I finished a poster with Kiki and I want to show it EVERYWHERE

31.01.2024 16:39 πŸ‘ 2899 πŸ” 925 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 6

Just wanted to get on here and gush about how good Blue Eye Samurai is. I just finished S1 and am absolutely floored. Netflix, don't you dare fuck this up!

21.01.2024 18:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A series of six panels depicting Werner Herzog telling a story into a microphone. He says β€œThere were some filmmakers speaking in an auditorium like this one” 
β€œabout how documentaries should be made, how we should be like a fly on the wall and not interfere”
β€œAnd I just couldn’t take it anymore so I grabbed the mic and said”
β€œNo! We are directors, we are creators, we should be the hornets that sting”
β€œThere was a roar of disgust against me”
β€œSo I shouted - Happy New Year, losers!”

A series of six panels depicting Werner Herzog telling a story into a microphone. He says β€œThere were some filmmakers speaking in an auditorium like this one” β€œabout how documentaries should be made, how we should be like a fly on the wall and not interfere” β€œAnd I just couldn’t take it anymore so I grabbed the mic and said” β€œNo! We are directors, we are creators, we should be the hornets that sting” β€œThere was a roar of disgust against me” β€œSo I shouted - Happy New Year, losers!”

HAPPY NEW YEAR, LOSERS

31.12.2023 19:07 πŸ‘ 696 πŸ” 248 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6
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Blur tools for Signal Right now, people around the world are marching and protesting against racism and police brutality, outraged by the most recent police murders of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor. At Signal, we support the people who have gone into the streets to make their voices heard. We believe that something ...

PSA: if you take or edit photos of crowds or strangers with Signal, you can use our face blur tool to quickly hide people's biometric face data.

You can then export the photo from Signal if you want to post it publicly.

More on this feature here:

https://signal.org/blog/blur-tools/

28.10.2023 18:07 πŸ‘ 1352 πŸ” 807 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 32

who needs things like skydiving when you can get the same adrenaline rush by causing an incident in prod

27.10.2023 10:47 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

New goto80 video out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gtd...

17.10.2023 12:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0