If it had fake tits it would be a MAGA Mar a Lago horse

It’s an amazing scream

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My sister was watching #GreatExpectations earlier today and found out that the screams from this scene were used by Disney’s sound effects album “Chilling Thrilling Sounds of the Haunted House” and by god IT IS

I must have listened to that LP a billion times as a kid

#TCMParty

Air Anesthesia

You board, you get unconscious, they wake you on arrival

Lester getting all handsy here

Damn

Isn’t there some sort of stock portfolio thingy that does the opposite of what Cramer says, and does pretty well?

Still blows my mind that Steve Bannon gets residuals from Seinfeld repeats

Oh they are still beefing lol

Wait — John Carradine jumped on the train to NY as well? Why isn’t he beefing with David Niven?

#TCMParty
#AroundtheWorldin80Days

So the porn pirate is out? I’ve lost track of him over the years

Oppenheimer (2023; dir: Christopher Nolan)

And that snake is the mayor

Does it have three eyes as well? It’s a very strange looking beast

I guess a bog-standard dinosaur isn’t threatening enough

I remember reading that back in the day Israel was baffled that the US attacked Afghanistan and Iraq, as they considered Iran a bigger threat

Punching dinosaurs doesn’t sit right with me

Ewww

What’s that lump? I mean the one on the neck, not the whole dude

We camped on the beach late one night in Baja — when we woke up the next morning we discovered we were camped next to a sort of free-range dump lol

What horror film is Nancy watching? Killer Clowns from Outer Space? Stephen King’s IT?

Ah hell no

The truck parked poorly makes me stabby

Anime, Alamo — what’s the difference? Pffft

The titular car from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, with all the gang riding it. Fun fact: the novel was written by Ian Fleming, of James Bond fame

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Movie poster for The Amazing Colossal Man, featuring a big bald white guy in a diaper

On live pay-per-view

The problem with the war in Iraq was that George Bush was an idiot. With the Iran situation, we've got... [checks notes]... oh jesus christ

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