None of your business

Be the problem you want to see in the world!

I do actually love it when you call me “big papa.”

My greatest regret will always be that I was never 86’d from Chuck E. Cheese for heckling the animatronics.

Low key crushing on him rn

Commit random acts of snideness.

I will not. Nay! I cannot stop making fun of Katy Perry

You give me a discount on my dope, if I got a face card and I am in

Riddle me this. How is that a bad thing?

“My love don’t cost a thing.” Bish? Clearly, you don’t know me.

There! Fixed it!

Yasss

I see your fistfight and raise you one verbal dustup that leaves most men holding nothing but a stack of dimes, sis

That joke is what we call a “Three Mile Island” because you’re full of nothing but toxic waste and spent rods, bruhhh

From my new Spring/Summer 2025 line for “men.” You’re welcome.

Illegal. Adult. Circumcision. Clinics.

Men? Why ARE you?!

The Christ is fun-sized. Just like you 😘🤣

Hear me out: a computer virus that plays “Afternoon Delight” every time someone presses the “E” key.

It doesn’t make me very happy either! I’m leaving the needles and such to your profession! 😂🤣

I hear you

Do. I am an expert. Patricia Highsmith wrote tf outta King. Written respectfully. You deserve a paragon who understood you before you did. I write essays and edit. Highsmith? Chef’s kiss. Per (her) fection. Just saying.

I’d high five you, but I don’t like digital assault. I have also been the darling of the low and high meds for Hasimoto’s to the only high risk geriatric pregnancy at the University of Michigan. Being a very…cunning hetero linguist can be advantageous, no? I’m really Mary Anne. SMH. 🤦‍♀️😂🤣

You will love her…for many reasons. She would love you, imo. You might appreciate her approach: amoral. Survival of the fittest. Hitchcock did. Others still do. She also happened to love the ladies. I’m an editor who doesn’t need business. I’m just saying. Have fun. 💅😘😂🤣😂

Shh. Secret algorithm formula.

I don’t know how to feel about this. 😭😭😂🤣🫡❤️

Would it shock you that I was Mary Anne? 😂

The book is better. Her book on writing suspense is chef’s kiss.

Co-signed, an English major; teacher from grade 6 to university; and a linguist. ❤️

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